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lurchpenguin.bsky.social
A birb, a puppy, a dude. He/They. 38 now. Gay for all genders.
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He snoozin'. Those fat balls seem so unnecessary from this angle. 👀

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

There's an official piss event on at Lab in Berlin. The amount of piss there on a normal night is absolutely wild, so, have this low effort dick pic to remember me by and know that I died as I lived, drowning in random strangers piss. 👍

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

I have created a strong look.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This dutch english is both entirely correct and hideously, abominably wrong. 👀

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wow, wacky how there's always an unexpected error when you submit your delay repay claim. Weird.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wanna try some chocolate drizzled bird? 💖 #NSFW #softsuit #softsuiter

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

🐺💗 Happy Valentine's Day! 💗🐺 Welcome to our new page. We're launching things here with a giveaway for a free service dog harness. Simply Follow and Repost to enter. Likes and Comments super appreciated too! Additional info in the replies. Ends Feb 24th.

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

Tried a new angle for my work #fcf pic. Unconfirmed rumours of me nutting on cumpany time. 😳

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Birb sheath. 👍

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Had my baconator savaged by a gull the size of a suitcase and his wicked evil talons scuffed my leather shirt. Hard day to love birds. Minding my own business when suddenly there's an unanticipated bird in my sandwich. I called him a cunt and finished the burger.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaa! @rainyr.am keeps making me more handsome. My mouth went exactly this wide when I first saw this and I'm always leaning on something. 100% accurate depiction. I want to kiss this bird so much. 😳

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Spot the hidden Lurch. KKAD was a pleasant time for me. 😳

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Why are you always the last one ready to leave the room? 👀

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Your dog insists on making eye contact with you when he's taking a shit. Fake shit, but real dog. Hotel bathroom has a crazy view. 🐶

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

More old hockey mascot stuff. Iceburgh of the Pittsburgh Penguins! The only mascot to have ever kicked Jean-Claude VanDamme in the face. Or at least, the only one we know of. #furry #furryart #hockey #PittsburghPenguins #mascot

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments