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lusaph.bsky.social
The bitch with the sauce, apparently (he/him)
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Can I trade places with any given AfD voter? Asking for a friend

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Seeing former classmates starting “punk” bands and knowing damn well that I have more punk in my pinkie than half that lineup will ever have in their entire lives

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I thought WEB Du Bois was the peak hater of our times but Kendrick is coming for him

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This was my only surpassed by MUSTARRRRRRDDDDDDD imo lmao

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Listening to Carly Rae Jepsen instead of letting myself doom too hard atm

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The Vice President of the United States is calling for an end to the Constitution. The law and the Constitution restrict the power of the Executive Branch, and the Judicial Branch is there to interpret the law and the Constitution. Whether JD Vance likes it or not.

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Plainly obvious they nuked USAID first because it was an easy target without a big domestic constituency and are now running the same playbook against other agencies they dislike for more nakedly self-interested reasons

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Trump is fully aware that Elon’s a petty enough bitch to spill the beans about The Everything the moment it’s politically convenient so like. Probably never I fear

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felt

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I have absolutely zero desire to engage with the Super Bowl this year more than most, but I still must go through the motions of making dip and a cake or something because it’s tradition even if I’m not watching 💀

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Remember how optimistic about this we were a month ago lmfao?

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when is it my fucking turn for something good to happen?

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TIKTOK IS DEAD, MILLIONS MUST TOUCH GRASS

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omg posting this from the bluesky webbed site

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So glad the GOP has its priorities straight — one half of the country is on fire, the other is freezing to death, but, quick! Ban “The Transgenders™️” from basketball!!!

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Real “oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us!” vibes

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Can’t tell if someone I was following on here deleted or blocked me lmao

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ONE MONTH TO CIV

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If you’re a rep stan who didn’t like TTPD you’re not really a rep stan send post

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And what if I just died?

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Happy New Year! 🎉🎉🎉

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Merry Christmas, gays 🎄

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AOTY: Saviors — Green Day (if something NOT released this year, mathematically it’s Zig — Poppy) MOTY: Wicked (I have been waiting for YEARS and was not disappointed) GOTY: Cities: Skylines II

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Can’t wait to peel 2917192832 potatoes tomorrow morning 💕 If *I* am making the potatoes girl there WILL be garlic and they can all get over it I want a vampire to turn to dust just LOOKING at it

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ARCTIC MONKEYS x WEEZER WHEN? ARCTIC MONKEYS x WEEZER WHEN? BRICC BY HALF-JAPANESE BRICC

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I got pink! 💕 Reply for a color :)

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I think the most mortifying thing is that Assad getting overthrown feels like a harbinger of even MORE unstable times to come Don’t get me wrong, the shitstain deserved what he got, but still

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fun watching the “populist pro worker” GOP campaign rhetoric collide with the “entire cabinet is made up of billionaires” reality of the GOP

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Thinking about writing again

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Next time I hear someone above the age of 35 declare something to the effect of “modern music is too raunchy!” I’ll just play Darling Nikki and immediately win the argument actually

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Claiming my rightful place as the official #1 Zig Defender now, you other bitches just didn’t get Poppy’s vision like I did

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MILES EDGEWORTH IS GAY.

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i’m thankful to live in the same time as taylor swift

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Babes wake up new fash to block

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Schumer’s spine was surgically removed just before becoming Majority Leader I’m afraid

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Looking at how @rosannapansino.bsky.social decorates for the holidays on Instagram and realizing that maybe I’m a 30-something white woman at heart because I just ADORE it

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seasonally festive cunnilingus

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GOD and tomorrow on lunch I have to go buy MORE brown sugar for Thanksgiving Where does all the brown sugar keep going??? How does this keep happening???

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