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“California has the strictest vaccination laws and highest autism rates” here I fixed it “California harbors peaceful environments for autistics to fuck in”

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Bestie asked me to do RECON for this guy she’s thinking about going on a date with. That man was a full blown undercover maga and his IG following tab provided the proof I was looking for. His loss bc my bestie is a catch.

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The 2012 tumblr girl in me sees the 2012 tumblr girl in you 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾

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Growing up I never liked “boat people” I grew up near the water & we didn‘t have a boat but a lot of people had friends who had boats. It always seemed like they were only friends with them for their boat. I didn’t know the word bootlicker then, but they’re all still bootlickers now.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

all your insults & memes are instantly unfunny when you add slurs and/or punch down at others. also shows that you fail miserably at the art of talking shit or being funny in general.

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

I remember being high af with my ex bf like 12 yrs ago watching YouTube conspiracy documentaries about martial law & Walmarts becoming camps and thinking it was just a little conspiracy hypothetical situation but it feels more real than ever. I’m so sad my heart hurts.

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Sending anyone from this country to a foreign gulag, particularly without a court hearing, should rightfully end a presidency. Full stop.

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I’ve called the police once in my entire life, my son had just began sleeping in his own room & I called the police on raccoons in my backyard bc I thought they were child abductors trying to come in through the window. Yes, I went to therapy <3

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Queen of replying genuinely to trolls <3

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I was like, well, damn! #joke

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Listening to a podcast and this chick just said “uncomprehendible” instead of “incomprehensible” and sometimes I am nervous to speak bc I must have a few words wrong in my brain that I don’t even know are wrong.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

Tonight I will be drinking a bottle of bubbly orange gewürztraminer that I made while I force my man to watch Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind with me bc it’s my fav studio ghibli movie and he’s never seen it.

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Just found a dried up spider carcass in my salt & pepper kettle chips, I am not doing alright.

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fuck ICE views from my actual neighborhood

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It’s so fucking stupid that I even give myself a hard time about not having more available funds to give to peoples mutual aids when billionaires are actively ruining all of our lives.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

My partner puts fresh mint leaves in his water?? Why is he so hot.

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I woke up early this morning in the middle of what I can only describe as a wet dream

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve never watched invincible but I watched the atom eve back story special thing and omg I’m actually obsessed with her I cried during it lol so now I’m gonna start watching invincible I think.

submitted 36 days ago • 3 comments

Just once I’d like accountability to hold me…

submitted 37 days ago • 9 comments

One time there was this meme about sucking dick and I accidentally sent it in a group chat to two diff guys whomst dicks I had sucked.

submitted 36 days ago • 2 comments

I agree it was a bit difficult to choose 😭 #kink

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

lol so the first time i ordered something online i missed the delivery window so i got an email that i could pick it up at the warehouse, i walk in and it’s empty, there’s a huge conveyor belt in the running thru the center of the room, this woman comes out of an office to say hello 1/

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

No bitch I didn't want your fat loss tips actually

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

People are really out here ten toes down like “why don’t u wanna be turned into biodiesel???”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot trust people who crack their eggs and scramble them in the pan

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Last night, watching the new white lotus episode when Chelsea talks about soulmate sex vs cheap sex my partner said “I’m so happy our souls love fucking”

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Does your vibe match your face? Requote with Who you are inside VS who you are outside #promosky

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Absolutely obsessed with this late 19th century illustration of the Orion Nebula by Otto Boeddicker.

submitted 39 days ago • 63 comments

Quote post with your Bluesky family

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I think it’s hysterical that the youth think hello kitty is their thing??? Do they know how old sanrio is? I have never known a life without pochacco.

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a blunt

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