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I stand on business fr 😤

for crying out loud, fellas, tell me: is it the weekend or is it the danged weekend

Have you heard about the recious reener?

Thank you for your posts

yea cream on it

Just dripped burger juice all over my shorts and it looks like I pissed grease

*does something*

Woated with the zauce

Bill Murray died

Am rapidly accumulating gray beard hairs

My skull is encased in so much heavy meat

Making a sound out of my ass like a dog having a nightmare

this is how I learned so this is how you’ll learn

Pope

Mr $18 Wendy’s order

The Easter bunny is Jesus

That long tail! It wags so hard that it is wagging him! So adorable 🥰 That crest, skin patches 🧡🤍, tail wagging - Somebirdy has the whole package! As well as the snacks. 🪶 roadrunner Ravi

What a load of bupkis, bro

Fly Eagles Fly!

One does mot live by coffee alone....sometimes there's toast and a helper to eat it. ☕️☕️🥪🐶

Today is kitchen cleaning day! Lucky me! 😊

Rest in peace bill murray.

Sp*cex rocket test shaking my house rn

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Went to a pizza restaurant where they give you one of those serving spatula things with the pie and the waitress said “you can use that spatula on any of the slices”

Sometimes I read posts on here and I’m like uhhhh ok???? Lol

Chicken jockey! lol

I should be allowed to have a constantly shifting sleep schedule that never stays the same one day to the next