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I think about this headline all of the time.

submitted 1 day ago • 210 comments

working part time as a server is going to be my cheat code. easily made over 1k in the last two weeks working less than 20hrs a week

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

the other night i was having a lovely conversation with this couple (it was late and they were sitting outside so i didn’t realize sooner lmao) and the whole time the man was wearing a tr*mp hat

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

i passed my insurance agent exam

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i’m back to working as a server and hitting 10-15k steps per shift

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

i’m so sick of going online and seeing those two lames doing lame shit…like every gotdamn day

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

mexico is becoming the country americans think the US is 🤭

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

lowkey tired of having meetings just about every damn day

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

tipped my dasher extra when i saw she was a woman and hispanic

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

so i shot my shot and missed lmao

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

love is blind should change the name to love is white lmao

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I just unfollowed someone for owning a cyber truck lol it’s that serious

submitted 5 days ago • 80 comments

met a cute guy today but he’s probably under 25 so i’m not even gonna bother lmao

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

there’s a lack of diversity in the current industry i work in and i don’t like it 😒

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i took my time doing my skin care and lymphatic drainage massage so i should wake up with glowing skin and a chiseled jawline

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

today was so hectic that i don’t even think i drank water

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i did everything that i typically say i’ll do in the morning instead of laying in bed scrolling on tik tok

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i said i was going to stop cursing but i just love saying “you raggedy bitch” whenever ppl irritate me

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

what a long day!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

having a teenager is so nerve wracking but also hilarious. today my daughter had to learn to parallel park by watching a youtube video and it was a success lmao now she thinks she’s a pro but 5 minutes earlier she was on the brink of tears 😭😂😂

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

i did not leave the house at all lol

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

today felt like a very long sunday

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Happy President’s Day to everyone except the President.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

i have a 3 days weekend

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I think if your single you should get valentines day off work

submitted 14 days ago • 7 comments

someone on tiktok referred to elon’s son as twitter jr 😂😂😂😂😂😂

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

i called my daughter bc she should’ve at school by 8:15 at the latest and when i looked at the location she was driving the opposite way. she got lost bc the gps was not working properly, so when i called she was crying 😭😭 without technology these kids are cooked lmao

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I bet at some point Drake’s had “They Not Like Us” stuck in his head.

submitted 15 days ago • 65 comments

Gulf of Distraction

submitted 15 days ago • 789 comments

I’ve got so much on my plate but sadly none of it is food

submitted 15 days ago • 13 comments

White people can recognise the lack of diversity in Kendrick's performance but cannot recognise it in the workplace.

submitted 16 days ago • 13 comments

We’re still not shopping at Target.

submitted 16 days ago • 216 comments

thinking of the matcha boba w lavender i got the other day from a new boba spot i discovered

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

my daughter drove to school today.. ALONE 🥲

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

i don’t use ride sharing apps but when i do, it always shocks me to see 5 star drivers w extremely dirty cars

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i’m extremely irritated

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

i said i didn’t want to go back to working in the service industry but it’s only the easiest/legal way to make easy money 😂

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

My VPN works

submitted 17 days ago • 1148 comments

in my 32 years of life i had never watched a half time show but best believe i watched Kendrick be the most successful hater

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments