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Maybe #nufc need a strong captain. That second half performance needed someone on the pitch to galvanize the team.

Thumbnail of the century right here

Nosferatu, feratu Nos!

#revolution2025

As a general comment on pretty much everything right now, here’s Oswald Mosley getting bricked in Manchester as he made a provocative, controversial gesture that was unambiguously a fascist salute because he was a fucking fascist. #fuckfascism

I love what you are doing to everyone else...

This is why you fight these cowards. The moment you stand up to them, they crumble. Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights. He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.

ITS FASCISM!! Journalists seem to be the only ones scared to say it. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Someone tell Jesus I've found his flip flops

Sounds like Botman won’t feature today (www.nytimes.com/athletic/613...) but fingers crossed we get the krypton factor of Gordon (&) Burn(s) on the teamsheet. (weirdly proud of this; works on name-maths AND face-maths)

I was awestruck to meet Mickey Gallagher after a Blockheads gig. #theclash

Happy Valentine's Day from Greggs.

Serious question: any evidence of the farmers supporting industrial action or protest by any other group of workers in the past 50 years? Miners, steel workers, nurses, rail workers, dockers, anyone at all?

COCK PISS MUSK

Great evening in the Dolphin for #nufc match last night. Apologies to the couple in front of us for the terrible language used.

#NUFC vs Birmingham highlights:

Tesla sales drop since Elon Musk did a Nazi Salute, Great job Spain, you can do much better UK! Spain -75.4% France -63.4% Sweden -46.0% Netherlands -42.5% Denmark -40.9% Norway -40.2% Portugal -31.0% UK -18.2%

The Mrs overheard this exchange between two older ladies getting changed at the gym yesterday. Lady 1: "Oh no, I forgotten my knickers, what am I going to do?" Lady 2: "You'll have to go Columbo."

Spot on

This is genius

Follow, re-post, repeat. When we hit 2,000 followers, we'll give away ten of our favourite graphic novels of 2024 to a UK follower. OK Comics is a tiny little book shop in Leeds specialising in comics and graphic novels.

A grandfather watching Botafogo win their first ever Copa Libertadores with his family is a truly beautiful thing 🥹 The beautiful game! Imagine this happening on Tyneside! See the challenge of Arsenal off & then let's make history! This can still be the BEST season ever #NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle