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She/They πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Aspiring Tattoo Artist. Content writer. Author. Graphic designer. Illustrator. Japanese tutor. YouTube Gamer. Gigantic nerd. Polyglot. INFP-T. Queer. Pagan. Witch. Wife. Friend. ❀
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My personality summed up in one song: #CureForMe by #Aurora

If i wrote a short story or novella about a new Greek goddess inspired by ancient pantheons, do you guys think it'd do well?

I've got sleeping issues. Tonight, i think I did the impossible: I was fully conscious during a dream. I could FEEL my REM. My body was twitching as I've seen my spouse's do in his sleep. I "dreamt" of a house I have recurring dreams of, but this time I went inside. It was as surreal as it sounds.

Count the small victories, too. I may not have lost any weight these past few weeks, but my flexibility has increased enough to be able to itch between my shoulder blades again. πŸ’ͺ😁

Me: *listening to Tourniquet by Evanescance* #Evanescance: I'm dying! Praying! Bleeding! And screaming! My husband: well go to the hospital, damn!

Does anyone else say "good soup" instead of "delicous" now? Or is it just me? πŸ˜‚ doesn't need to be soup, just needs to be good to be "mm. Good soup." #goodsoup #mmgoodsoup

only my bragadocious ass would have the gall to use both "linguistic monotony" and "switcharooni" in the same sentence. #linguist #polyglot #languagelover #sillylittleguy

Lyric and Josh embark on a new but familiar journey as Henry of Skalitz in the new Kingdom Come Deliverance 2! Don't worry, they didn't record the first one, so let this fresh start entice you! #thenerdcauldron #nerdcauldron #kingdomcomedeliverance #kingdomcome #kingdomcomedeliverance2 #letsplay

TW: s**cidal thoughts Is it even insomnia if you don't think about offing yourself at least once during the night lmao. It's now 5am, been trying to sleep since 10pm. Now all I can think is "Well if I off myself then I won't have any responsibilities anymore 🫣 can't have a job to lose if I'm dead✨️"

Went to bed at 10 pm. It's now 3 am. I have work at 11 am. My alarm is for 9 am. Fml.

If i were an announcer/wrestler for #WWE, I'd be the anti-kayfaber, where I'd point out the opposite of kayfabe, but to the point of complete ignorance of why kayfabe exists. "U can't C him? He's literally right there." "The revolutionary? What war is he in?" While everyone else is like dude shut up

Me, to my charmeleon on #PokemonSleep: Oh NOW you give me corn, you fucking asshole. ... man out of context that is a WEIRD statement.

Me, talking to my cats in the kitchen: I DESIRE MORE CREAM FOR MY COFFEE. WOULDST THOU ALSO LIKE SOME MILKIES MY CHILDREN? Me, pouring milk for them: YES, DRINK UP MY CHILDREN. GROW STRONG AND DOMINATE HUMANITY. My cats: wtf is wrong with her

Tom sees me as a friend, Fae and Endy see me as mom. Ovinnik sees me as furniture. My cats are as individualistic as they come.

As a millennial, we really have seen it all, a dictator and a plague to boot. Dark Ages Part Two: Rise of the Broligarchy

Lyric isn't one to brag about her circumstances, but she will laugh about it. #thenerdcauldron #nerdcauldron #groundbranch #imbroke

New #LGBT name idea: #OGAPI (Orientation, Gender, Attraction, Physical (sex)/Presentation, Identity) And the mascot would be an okapi 🌈

A U.S. Economic Blackout β€” a nationwide economic protest β€” is scheduled for Friday, Feb. 28, 2025. On this day, participants are encouraged to refrain from making any purchases, both online and in-store, from large corporations.

Is the death of Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny the catalyst, like the killing of Czar Nicholas II and the Romanov family, for the official start of WWIII? I'm exhausted and terrified. We're already in it, just waiting on the official announcement at this point.

My husband is treating me to my favorite Disney movie, The Hunchback of Notre Dame. for V day. As we're watching, i realize my whole personality is the 3 gargoyles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

This is literally the funniest thing I've ever done. If you wanna cry laughing, you should watch this. πŸ‘‰πŸ‘‰ #funny #thenerdcauldron #nerds

Everyone with chronic illnesses cannot describe the pure frustration of a doctor not taking them seriously. It's been bothering me since 10:15 am yesterday; it's 5:03 am now.

I've dreamt of alligators a lot. After about a week or so, I dream I'm lying face down on the ferry floor, eye-level to the water. I see one, furious it couldn't get to me. My right arm moves slowly and, while maintaining eye contact, I give it the middle finger. I haven't dreamt of one since.

Cabins are naturally scary, but now we have to see if they're BUILT haunted? What kind of company...?!? #thenerdcauldron #videogames #letsplays #CabinFactory #cabinfactorygame #horrorgames

Awake 24 hoursβœ¨οΈπŸŒˆπŸŽ‰πŸ₯³ (The emojis are sarcastic i hate my life) #chronicinsomnia #insomniac #circadianrhythmsleepdisorder

Absolute ✨️A R T ✨️

When I struggle mentally, I often go look at myself in the mirror and experience some severe dysphoria. But lately, I've been hyping myself up. Today, I grabbed my own face and said "I'm really proud of you." I hope I got the message πŸ₯°β€οΈ

No one: Me, because I'm the most annoying person I know: crim chez! Crim chez. Delicious crim chez on a beggel. Yummy toasty beggel wiff crim chez. Crim chez beggel for bekfest.

If i ever buy a boat, it won't go on the sea, so Shanty wouldn't be a good name. It'd be on a lake, so it'd be called a Limerick.

Aw yisss. Time for some #firstpersonshooters. This episode is of #GroundBranch! How can Lyric even see out of that scope???? #videogames #gamers #streamers #YouTubers #TheNerdCauldron #fps youtu.be/7VXBNgnFiQY

My husband and I are hysterical. Won't you watch us play #backrooms?

My cat is such a velcro cat she absolutely MUST be in the bathroom with me, and 9/10 times she'll pee when I pee. 🀷 #catmomlife

The announcers' voices are gone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I get it tho. This was an awesome #RoyalRumble #wwe #patmcafee #michaelcole #wadebarret

The real star of the #RoyalRumble is The Little Ladder πŸ’ͺπŸ₯‡πŸ€Όβ€β™‚️ #WWE #CodyRhodes #KevinOwens

I redrew it with my new style. This cutie is named Nen btw. He's a Guardian. as in, guardian angel. (but if you can't tell, he's not an angel. he just looks like one lol)

Just found a really REALLY old comic I wrote and partially drew. makes me want to revisit it. #comic #webcomic #artist #japanesestyle #manga #mangaka #memories

hell yeah brother. this is how you fight back πŸ‘πŸ’ͺ

My brother in christ, what, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, the fuck #duolingo #wtf #whateven #iamconfusion #getthisblasphemyouttahere

We've always loved the notion of time-travel. But not like this. Not like this.