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lzd.bsky.social
Cut the crap, Sherlock. This here is Jones soda and we won't back down from a fight. Profile pic is art from @alexkrokus.bsky.social
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For the men who piss All over the toilet seat There is no heaven

Got the FA KING flu

The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin

I'm sliving around on the floor

You're advertising on my Panda Express order confirmation? Give it up, SiriusXM. This is embarrassing.

rain is actually good because plants need water to grow. i'm wandering around new york city haranguing people who are struggling to get to work, parents trying to pick up their kids, etc., to tell them this, and perhaps engage them in debate

Who is man-handling Commander?

Waaaaaaaa Joe Biden bad waaaaaa

my sisters libertarian boyfriend got drunk and ruined her 10th birthday

It's weird to call Bluesky a "walled garden" and Twitter the "public square" when it's Twitter that lets you pay eight dollars to clog up the replies of any post and crowd out anyone actually interested in talking about stuff

I've been thinking about it a lot, and I think it's time for me to start smoking cigarettes.

Not sustainable for who motherfucker

This is getting old. There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.

New Patreon episode of Fruitless is here! @lzd.bsky.social and I discuss growing up homeschooled and wrap up Evangelical Month at Fruitless. (Yes, I'm gonna take a break from this subject for a while lol) You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963

You got dam neanderthal mofos need to STOP PISSING ON TOILET SEAT I'm going to become the joker

"Why does the president love his fuckup son" pairs well with "why don't my adult children talk to me anymore"

If the entertainment industry collapsed entirely the only bad part would be working class people losing their jobs. All entertainment is bad.

What's that, babe? You like that swagger in my step? Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎

I am willing to give Elon Musk $36 for a 10% stake in X.

a just released message from those trapped at Burning Man: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!