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lzd.bsky.social
Cut the crap, Sherlock. This here is Jones soda and we won't back down from a fight. Profile pic is art from @alexkrokus.bsky.social
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For the men who piss All over the toilet seat There is no heaven

submitted 543 days ago • 0 comments

Got the FA KING flu

submitted 549 days ago • 0 comments

The House has lost the Mandate of Kevin

submitted 550 days ago • 30 comments

I'm sliving around on the floor

submitted 550 days ago • 0 comments

You're advertising on my Panda Express order confirmation? Give it up, SiriusXM. This is embarrassing.

submitted 552 days ago • 0 comments

rain is actually good because plants need water to grow. i'm wandering around new york city haranguing people who are struggling to get to work, parents trying to pick up their kids, etc., to tell them this, and perhaps engage them in debate

submitted 554 days ago • 13 comments

Who is man-handling Commander?

submitted 556 days ago • 0 comments

Waaaaaaaa Joe Biden bad waaaaaa

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

my sisters libertarian boyfriend got drunk and ruined her 10th birthday

submitted 557 days ago • 11 comments

It's weird to call Bluesky a "walled garden" and Twitter the "public square" when it's Twitter that lets you pay eight dollars to clog up the replies of any post and crowd out anyone actually interested in talking about stuff

submitted 557 days ago • 4 comments

I've been thinking about it a lot, and I think it's time for me to start smoking cigarettes.

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments

Not sustainable for who motherfucker

submitted 558 days ago • 62 comments

This is getting old. There is a journalist out there who is also named Rachel Sharp. Right wingers hate her! How do I know? They keep emailing me instead. I guess I have better SEO, and they cannot figure out from the website that I am a novelist.

submitted 558 days ago • 3 comments

New Patreon episode of Fruitless is here! @lzd.bsky.social and I discuss growing up homeschooled and wrap up Evangelical Month at Fruitless. (Yes, I'm gonna take a break from this subject for a while lol) You can find it here: www.patreon.com/posts/89570963

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

You got dam neanderthal mofos need to STOP PISSING ON TOILET SEAT I'm going to become the joker

submitted 563 days ago • 0 comments

"Why does the president love his fuckup son" pairs well with "why don't my adult children talk to me anymore"

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

If the entertainment industry collapsed entirely the only bad part would be working class people losing their jobs. All entertainment is bad.

submitted 569 days ago • 0 comments

What's that, babe? You like that swagger in my step? Thanks, it's joint instability. 😎

submitted 572 days ago • 0 comments

I am willing to give Elon Musk $36 for a 10% stake in X.

submitted 574 days ago • 0 comments

a just released message from those trapped at Burning Man: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes. Drums...drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out. They are coming!

submitted 580 days ago • 5 comments