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m0nastic.bsky.social
📍DC 📸 (also infosec/privacy) https://chrisgale.photo
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Watching the livestream of Haider's first show for Tom Ford and it's very nice; distinct Ford silhouettes with the sexiness slider pushed a few stops to the left.

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Exchange Admins are going to get a whole lot of "report Phishing" alerts and my guess is that they get the whole mail campaign quarantined.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever find yourself wanting to cook S.O.S. for 100 people but the administration removed the Armed Forces Recipe Service manual, just know I've got you covered.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

About 20 years ago I had to scope out this 4 month, 15 country tour for USAID to pen test bases all over Africa and the Middle East. I worried about who I was going to assign until word of the project leaked and two people on my team burst in to begged to be assigned and I was so relieved.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

I did my taxes last week the earliest I've ever done them because the idea that the IRS might not be functioning normally in a few months actually crossed my mind.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

I was very fortunate to be able to cover today's Children's National Hospital protest after seeing @erinpalmerdc.bsky.social repost @jael.bsky.social's post last night. The turnout was heartening. Photos are here: chrisgale.photo/childrens-na...

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Scrolling through White House EO's looking for one halting CMMC audits like a kid after a snowstorm looking for their school on the tv crawl.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Walking around downtown and this must be what New Yorkers feel like the weekend of SantaCon.

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wow, this is definitely my favorite of these year-end recaps.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

My parents had a cartoon hanging in our kitchen of a guy with his head up his ass and a caption reading "Your problem is quite obvious." Every time they went on vacation I immediately took it down because I hated looking at it and every time they came home they'd find it and put it back up.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I've made very little (but not zero!) progress on extracting myself from my toxic work environment. As local rat Colin Sullivan said "If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

We're moving Spaepy Kemps to Texas, to eliminate bias.

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

two new infosec roles at ACLU, tell your friends/apply * www.aclu.org/careers/appl... * www.aclu.org/careers/appl...

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I look forward to the eventual banned word list accreting to include such hits as "while one equals one" "until the heat-death of the universe"

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