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m0rphh.bsky.social
Ich schleiban austa be clair, es kumpent üske monstère Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen, fräulein uske-be clair. 🇵🇸
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Lmao Carrie underwood having technical difficulties during her 3 minutes of fame for the soul of her career. Laugh out loud sell out 🤣

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I’d rather freeze than have the heater on drying me out like SpongeBob without water.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Want to go home but need money to pay rent and bills

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I need a man (I think)

submitted 76 days ago • 1 comment

I WOOOOONNN

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

We’re drunk again but this Fridays drunk night is dedicated to petting my sweet dog

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Amber alerts at the airport sound like the apocalypse is happening tbh

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

They really thought we’d sympathize with the multi millionaire who denies our claims that we pay for???

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I’m in my Spice Girls era again I’m afraid

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Made G(a)linda in my dress up app! 🫧

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Getting drunk for the first time in months. Alexa play BRAT

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Lowkey crazy how I picked up drinking during the pandemic and would literally drink every day

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Need Gaga to sell out and do a Christmas album

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Thinking about the buffet I have to cook tomorrow because my family is incompetent 😭

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Just spent the past two weeks helping out the California branch I can’t wait to go back homeee

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High as hell listening to Born This Way. As rightfully intended !

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Uber driver has BO but why does it kinda smell good….

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

Just finished 11 hour shift with trainees all at different levels and coworker leaves early so I had to send trainees home so I can help close the store

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

GAGACHELLA 2.0!!!!!!!!

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve worked seven days in a row

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My sweet girl 😭

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I need him.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Now why did they label the whole milk as Homo….

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Good (?) morning

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

I need y’all to understand… if Kate Bush releases a new album I will go absolutely feral.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

So pics art is entertainment…. But Facebook messenger is arcade games?? Dissecting this home page🕵🏻‍♀️

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

Love seeing 90% Gaga on my Skyline

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

hi guys it’s kristen!!! PLS RT THIS TO HELP ME FIND MY TWITTER GAGA MUTUALS ‼️⚡️😭💞

submitted 109 days ago • 2 comments