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m1aseesyourscreen.bsky.social
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im just going to headcanon Oscar and Andre as butch4butch in Rose of Versailles

i thought it was dust but a small spider walked across my face and i didn’t realize it was a spider until i saw it on my pillow 💔💔💔

it’s just like shrek…..

i love when things happen to the worst people i know

feeling identified by a ao3 caitvi fanfic is the craziest thing that has happened to me

i honestly almost cried seeing dantdm and ldshadowlady in the minecraft movie

i love women!!!

never thought i’d understand and laugh at a programming joke but here i am

ryan gosling’s blank face is so funny to me i can’t take the notebook seriously

i hate doing things that i didn’t consider embarrassing but bc other people would be embarrassed about them it makes me feel embarrassed 🙄🙄🙄

wdym i have to assume that when i read the lyrics to Do I Wanna Know? by AM without volume in a tiktok that it’s the Hozier version.

everybody mentions that shrek in shrek 5’s eyes are too close together, but his smile lines need to be wayyyy deeper too tbh

TUCK EVERLASTING HAS A MUSICAL??? i remember writing a book report on it in elementary

how do i break it to bro that the instagram indirect note he liked was about him

can’t tell if im just hateful or if i just don’t like ONE specific person that i somewhat-forcibly interact with daily

SHE GETS THE JOB DONEEEE

what if i just kms instead of ever getting to voting age in this country

HOLY SHIT

thrifting is so amazing i ❤️ thrifting

shame and death on anybody who makes fun of clothes from goodwill and thinks h&m actually makes nice looking clothing

i feel like wearing my hair straight is more of a struggle for me personally, bc what the fuck are these little hairs that stand up on my hairline?? never seen them with my curly hair

sometimes i forget friendships have different perspectives cuz i did NOT know our dynamic was like that!!!

just had a call with my gf suddenly life is worth living

i forget i haven’t like explicitly explained my gender to some of my friends, cuz wdym you just asked “what the point of demigirls/demiboys is” in my face!!!!

creepy (positive)

i love owls so much they’re so creepy i love it

genuinely can’t stand any body today so we’re blasting charli xcx for therapy in the shower!!!!

omg EVERYBODYS on my nerves today omfg #peaceandlove

hot take but if you can’t enjoy a show/movie after being spoiled that’s a skill issue

there’s no way like every single issue with ur body is caused by sugar, cuz literally i tell my mom that something up with my body and she tells me to stop eating sugar and chocolate. IM ALREADY DOING THAT?? i haven’t eaten any chocolate this week mama NO 💜

on season 2 of aot, not even tanjiro is as optimistic as eren bro “but they’re our comrades!!” THEYRE GONNA KILL YOUR ASS.

kissed my gf suddenly i have absolutely no problems, life is splendid and nothing is in my way

THEGAYSTHEGAYSTHEGAYSTHEGAYSTHEGAYSTHEGAYS i’m elesbin

stopped feeling guilty abt not going to school bc a dream i just had from sleeping in just gave me the perfect valentines gift idea for my gf

feeling guilty for not going to many presentations today but also i will have a panic attack at school if i go, I GOTTA PUT ME FIRST 💔

somebody SEDATE MMMMEEEHWIWIEKKDBRJFNFNF

girl it’s so confusing sometimes

it’s a cycle of not wanting to hurt anybody and not wanting to be hurt #PHILOSOPHICAL

suddenly i don’t have any best friends and i would rather kill myself than do this stupid french assignment abt anybody

somebody destroy every single trace of the concept of best friend and having to pick one best friend and assignments from school that make you pick a best friend i love everybody but ts makes me hate everyone equally

am i….into cowboys….?

i JUST finished putting away my clean clothes and you’re telling me i have to do it AGAIN????

spoilers ig but sometimes i remember that the ep in Im in Love with the Villainess where Claire tells Rae “you and i are a noble and a commoner, nothing more and nothing less” dropped the day after i was broken up with, and that shit hit me like a BRICK.

HWJWOEJEOHEJE i. need rest.

i love to edit videos but idk if i’m gonna be tolerant enough to do this group project

did i get bored of stardew valley or do i just really want to finish making seasonal outfits for my gf custom npc before i do anything else

i literally cannot sleep and i am stressing about several things consciously and subconsciously

i liked the album a little