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Would love it if current events could just, take a little siesta. Catch a couple Zzzs, girl, you earned it.

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I wish I could go back in time and protect Ashlee Simpson from that SNL episode.

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Dreams of sandwiches in bed at night | Can’t stomach breakfast

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If you see me out in pimple paste, be quiet, I’m shedding my past self.

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Trauma churns out cool people idk

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In the State of the Union, DJT said we were spending $8M on making mice transgender, and people believed it… The term is “TRANSGENIC” and it’s how we study human diseases using mice. I fear it does not get much stupider than this, friends.

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The History of Egypt podcast is actually so legit. Don’t sleep on it. I mean I do listen to it to fall asleep, but it takes me a long time bc it’s interesting.

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Thank fuck JD Vance is not a hot person. Can you imagine?

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They PRE-NAME the hurricanes?? That’s no fun, they don’t want to get a feel for their personalities first?

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I miss when my biggest problem was ricotta with cat fur on it and not whether or not I’ll be allowed to vote in my own country.

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A chunk of ricotta fell off my slice of pizza and got cat fur on it and then my cat proceeded to jump up onto the table OVER said slice of pizza, getting fur on the REST of it but it was the only ricotta on that slice so maybe he actually just saved me from a mid slice.

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Guys don’t get a hair in your contact, it hurts.

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Gave myself curtain bangs and no I’m not alright but don’t worry they look cute

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He who capitalizes random Words

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It’s the last day of my antibiotics and needless to say I’m ready to rip

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My lil treats: bad Lead pipes: fine

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BRB I need to go see a floof about a yarn #infinitynikki

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My toxic trait is I want every book I like to be made into a movie.

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Another day I haven’t inherited a charming yet battered bed and breakfast by the sea with a dark history only I can uncover

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They really should’ve renamed twitter “Old Man Yells at Cloud”

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The end of Sense and Sensibility might actually be the beginning of the darkest timeline.

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The worst thing about being both easily distracted and hyper-focused is only ever being hyper-focused on your distraction.

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I’m done with you people looks around at all my cats

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I ain’t sayin shit 💅

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This morning I couldn’t come up with a curse that was mean without being too mean and ended up saying “I hope he gets a fever he can’t sweat out” lolol #iykyk

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What I’ve learned from reading Austen is that coverture governance made condescension a good thing back then and that’s gross and I hate it.

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The year of the snake is going way too hard rn

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Not now bitch, I'm coloring.

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Hello from a grumpy cotton candy

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The obsession this admin has with people’s genitalia is—among other things—just straight up bizarre. Like… find a hobby, amirite?

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One thing about me is if you banter with me, I will banter back, and we shall tumble into anonymous internet merriment for as long as we both remain waggish.

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You: Mmm yes, i see a large sum incoming. Me: that’s a draw 4.

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Imagine being Stan Lee and everyone always asking if you said “Stanley”

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Confident that if there’s a hell, people exclusively answer “yes” to either/or questions there—UNIRONICALLY, obviously. There’s no humor in my hell.

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14 years ago, was baby. 2025, still am baby.

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Would love it if current events could just, take a little siesta. Catch a couple Zzzs, girl, you earned it.

I wish I could go back in time and protect Ashlee Simpson from that SNL episode.

Dreams of sandwiches in bed at night | Can’t stomach breakfast

If you see me out in pimple paste, be quiet, I’m shedding my past self.

Trauma churns out cool people idk

In the State of the Union, DJT said we were spending $8M on making mice transgender, and people believed it… The term is “TRANSGENIC” and it’s how we study human diseases using mice. I fear it does not get much stupider than this, friends.

The History of Egypt podcast is actually so legit. Don’t sleep on it. I mean I do listen to it to fall asleep, but it takes me a long time bc it’s interesting.

Thank fuck JD Vance is not a hot person. Can you imagine?

They PRE-NAME the hurricanes?? That’s no fun, they don’t want to get a feel for their personalities first?

I miss when my biggest problem was ricotta with cat fur on it and not whether or not I’ll be allowed to vote in my own country.

A chunk of ricotta fell off my slice of pizza and got cat fur on it and then my cat proceeded to jump up onto the table OVER said slice of pizza, getting fur on the REST of it but it was the only ricotta on that slice so maybe he actually just saved me from a mid slice.

Guys don’t get a hair in your contact, it hurts.

Gave myself curtain bangs and no I’m not alright but don’t worry they look cute

He who capitalizes random Words

It’s the last day of my antibiotics and needless to say I’m ready to rip

My lil treats: bad Lead pipes: fine

BRB I need to go see a floof about a yarn #infinitynikki

My toxic trait is I want every book I like to be made into a movie.

Another day I haven’t inherited a charming yet battered bed and breakfast by the sea with a dark history only I can uncover

They really should’ve renamed twitter “Old Man Yells at Cloud”

The end of Sense and Sensibility might actually be the beginning of the darkest timeline.

The worst thing about being both easily distracted and hyper-focused is only ever being hyper-focused on your distraction.

I’m done with you people looks around at all my cats

I ain’t sayin shit 💅

This morning I couldn’t come up with a curse that was mean without being too mean and ended up saying “I hope he gets a fever he can’t sweat out” lolol #iykyk

What I’ve learned from reading Austen is that coverture governance made condescension a good thing back then and that’s gross and I hate it.

The year of the snake is going way too hard rn

Not now bitch, I'm coloring.

Hello from a grumpy cotton candy

The obsession this admin has with people’s genitalia is—among other things—just straight up bizarre. Like… find a hobby, amirite?

One thing about me is if you banter with me, I will banter back, and we shall tumble into anonymous internet merriment for as long as we both remain waggish.

You: Mmm yes, i see a large sum incoming. Me: that’s a draw 4.

Imagine being Stan Lee and everyone always asking if you said “Stanley”

Confident that if there’s a hell, people exclusively answer “yes” to either/or questions there—UNIRONICALLY, obviously. There’s no humor in my hell.

14 years ago, was baby. 2025, still am baby.

Tell me Teen Vogue’s editors are millennials who grew up with 13 Going on 30 fantasies and graduated college into the GFC without telling me.

I’ll just be here reading my little dragon book :3

it's kind of peaceful now, what with the earth all exploded