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BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really fucked up.

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On the downside literally everything is collapsing and the US is on the verge of martial law. On the upside millennial Forrest Gump is about to get rich

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The Onion needs to get back to doing satire

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Going to go to a Michelin star restaurant and order wet food

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They say your worst day sober is better than your best day drinking but on my best days drinking I was employed and loved so maybe there some wiggle room with that one Bill

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donald trump is a fascist who is going to take over our government and ruin the entire country forever and end democracy and not let us vote ever again which is why we have to give him everything he wants

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YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

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Biden couldn't raise the minimum wage by .02¢ because the Senate parliamentarian pursed their lips, but Trump can radically remake the entire government by fiat and somehow this is all the fault of 15 autistic communists on Bsky

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If I can't get a job in my field and move back to St. Louis by the end of June I am going to take out a loan, drink until the money is gone, and jump off the old chain of rocks bridge

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Noise rock project called "Instagram" where everyone plays flashy chops in the same tempo and key but it sounds like absolute shit

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I know things seem really bad right now but we need to focus on what's important. Waiting for the Democrats to do something so photogenic that fascists simply stop their overwhelmingly successful coup out of embarrassment. Perhaps by clapping in a catty way or crying at the concentration camps

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There was this really dorky kid in college that was always wearing headphones and playing air slap bass all the time and in my head I always called him Martin van Peebles because of how lame he was and yesterday I had a mini crisis when it sank in that Martin van Peebles is certainly not his name

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They need to somehow make a Walk Hard sequel to kill biopics for another 20 years

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VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

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once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

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YOU - That's sad. LIMBIC SYSTEM - Yes, it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago. YOU - What do you mean, “drowned”? LIMBIC SYSTEM - You lost.

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Gonna speedrun fucking up a polycule

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I feel like there's bound to be something more that I can do with "Sheriff of Frottingham". There must be a bigger joke here. There must

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One time I was making fun of shit like this and made up a restaurant called Beans & Barley only to find out it was a real place that also sucks

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Just ate a pound of spaghetti in one sitting and now I have a tummy ache. Sad! Unfair!

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The real crisis of masculinity is that men are afraid to tell other men to "cheese it" when they see the cops

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I know it's old hat but I can never get over the fact that the liberal response to the depraved cruelty of mass deportation is "You fool! We love paying immigrants subminimum wage for backbreaking work!"

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Say what you will about RFK Jr but I bet he can tear up Freak on a Leash at karaoke

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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Liberals actually love everything about Donald Trump except that he's embarrassing.

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Desperate for pussy voice So he hates Monday's and loves lasagna? That's so fascinating.

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Once again we have proven that the only thing that can stop a bad guy with paperwork is a good guy with a gun

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[wormy dipshit whose entire lifestyle and worldview is propped up by direct and indirect violence that they are privileged enough to be insulated from, and who only speaks up for an ethical respect for human life when the most wicked devils alive finally get theirs voice] I condemn all violence!

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I'm about 20 years too late for this but Cinnamon Toast Crunk would have done fuckin numbers back in the day

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Lemme tell ya you ain't never seen ugly till you've seen a matte maroon cybertruck

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This is a $100,000,000 idea and I want it to happen so badly

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Pussy so good got me howlin like Courage the Cowardly dog. Railed a perc off the slab and sent it back to the opp with a pipe bomb. Shit got me movin like Katz. OOGABOOGABOOGA you Hapsburg jawed son of a bitch I'll kill you. You made me look bad

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