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Undiscovered Alligator Cryptid 42 yo He/Him (formerly P0t4tovodka-Swampstomper-Gator3k) Artist🎨 - Traditional, Digital Video Gamer🎮 - Fallout 76, GTAV, NMS
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I'm getting bricks haw haw happy father's day to meee

Imma go to a Bricks and Minifigs today, keep some plastic out of the ocean and in my house on a table.

Happy Father's Day to all dads and dad figures and proxy dads and daddies and dadzoned guys. 💕

Chasing after people who hit him with golf balls while he drags himself across the course has become a fun little thing for Gator on Sundays, the golf balls don't hurt him so he doesn't actually hurt anyone, just hisses loudly and sprints at someone on all fours with his maw wide open.

Asleep - undetectable land mass Awake - that hill is trying to cross the street

Gnight y'all 😘

*Lucille Bluth voice* go base it on a Star War.

Love this seasons music youtu.be/jupUKs5biww?...

Who wants to smoke a bowl and watch how they make... *squints and leans forward in his recliner* red velvet candy?

I use curse words in casual conversation but if you hear me say some shit like "dag nabbit" or "gaw dang it" that means I am actually very frustrated.

HSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🫱🥓🥞🍳☕

I hope you don't mind but I'm gonna be doing a lot more furry art soon.

*months earlier* Gator awakens from brumation, he finds he's been partially buried by a landslide and missed his wakeup by 10 years. He's really hungry (New Gator Art! 😴⛰️)

one more Lego gas station pic because I really really like it.

*big hugs* goodnight y'all

Lego Service Station 60132 on a MILS plate, wip

*Gator opens a beer with his armpit* here's to yer weekend kicking some ass

Decided to reinstall ESO now that I've got an expansion drive for my Xbox, check back here in a week 👍

Taking snack breaks from cleaning up the house in the form of spoonfuls of crunchy peanut butter nyowm

I love when I use my air fryer to cook and suddenly it smells like I'm walking through a mall food court.

I'm so out of snacks I had to make do with a shot of chocolate sauce right in the mouf

Working on a ref sheet for Gator, don't know if I'll finish it today but I wanted to share it because of the flat fuck and it is Friday.

Whatever you need to get done today, you can do it. I believe in you.❤️

Nope I'm awake and dragging through mud already.

If you've ever wondered how artists do it and are able to keep it up, I'll let you in on a little secret.... Keep doing it enough and your body will take over. Muscle memory. It becomes almost effortless after a while.

*eyes the last donut, his gaze gleaming in the dark. His eyes shine like headlights as they flick up at you.* I am almost tempted to let you take it.....

*months earlier* Gator awakens from brumation, he finds he's been partially buried by a landslide and missed his wakeup by 10 years. He's really hungry (New Gator Art! 😴⛰️)

CW: MMJ Whoooyeaugh *bubbling water SFX* (I've had this tin since high school haha)

All I need is a used car lot and I'm back in the rural town I was born in.

I can't believe there's a Bricks and Minifigs store opening in my town, and very close to the bus depot.

Assembling a Lego gas station set until I almost pass out

Yer awesome 💕

Gonna do phone inaccessible quartz mine stuff today, so you get a break from the constant random nonsense stream that I usually post about. 👍

Thinking about hiring an assistant to help me with art stuff, someone interested in traditional art so it's not just a job but also a chance to learn. That would make me an Art Boss.