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just another gwylo, pinche guero, gabacho mf'r said what? bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx3hnubzrvwkdv22yz5gl6xr/feed/aaaphdjrq7cgq
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I would apologize, but I think we both learned something valuable

submitted 1 hour ago • 2 comments

take the low road

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Not sure who needs to hear this, but: Do the right thing. You know exactly what I’m talking about.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

Mute me harder bb

submitted 12 hours ago • 5 comments

bluesky needs more political posts

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

I'm not an -ito I'm an -ande

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

No. I am not "too much" at times. You are simply...not enough

submitted 23 hours ago • 4 comments

We should all collectively agree to take our pants off and relax.

submitted 22 hours ago • 26 comments

The way my teenage son handles a bloody nose just reinforces why god was like nah, they can’t handle periods.

submitted 21 hours ago • 5 comments

Todays big news: Hooters goes tits up

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

bathrooms need locks not carpets

submitted 22 hours ago • 5 comments

sitting in ER triage yayyy

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Just booked a flight & under Special Requests I put “Please land the plane right side up.”

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

- Before you quit, you need to leave a two weeks’ notice. - OK, if two weeks from now you notice that I haven't been showing up, that means I’ve quit.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

the bluesky butterfly logo is gonna be my next face tat

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

kopi luwak (cat poop) coffee is a form of organic processing I do not want

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky is my new doom scroll app

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

despite its name, lime-a-way is not a tasty, refreshing beverage

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not here to blow sunshine up your ass unless there were dinner & drinks earlier

submitted 427 days ago • 0 comments

too many people don't know how to deal with someone that has their shit together

submitted 427 days ago • 0 comments

think dating in your 40s sucks? just read of all usa men & women age 50-60, only 27% of men & 29% of women are single & half of them aren't interested in dating super low odds of connecting w someone. way lower chance than other age groups on a lighter note, don't sleep on Korean fried chicken

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

dogs are like organic roombas

submitted 487 days ago • 1 comment

what do we want?? a time machine!! when do we want it?? it doesn't matter

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

when they wash their faces, how far up do bald people go?

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment

🎶 if you're happy and you know it... 🎶

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

Fuck it! I’m boycotting reality.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

ME: *deals cards* okay boys what’ll it be QUARTERBACK: i pass HOCKEY PLAYER: i check ROOFER: i raise TELEMARKETER: i call OPTOMETRIST: i see ORIGAMI ARTIST: i fold

submitted 2 days ago • 12 comments

My cat just fell asleep standing up as if the bitch had a hard day.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

I'm not even slightly sorry that I'm like this.

submitted 15 days ago • 11 comments

true story

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

Alexa who am I, what day is it

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

There's never a dull moment. I miss that.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

8am ugh time to do shit

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I'm going to refer to Google as the googoo machine

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO (still googling it)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure I speak for many of us when I say fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

space Karen is going for fort Knox now? 😂 it's like watching some old timey black & white silent film

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments