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Former tech worker turned parental caretaker. Haven't quit on democracy or the Democrats. Sibling Suicide Survivor, Slava Ukraini
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There should be more chair, massage booths. Everywhere.

Still 🥹🥹🥹 thinking about Laraine Newman and Jane Curtin bringing Gilda Radner to #SNL50

Oh damn Prime actually published their failed chatgpt prompt in the description

So your org fights for government accountability and transparency, but you you chose not to list any leaders, members or contact info in your material?

What do we have to do to get Air Force One in the mix here

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

In my city there is one cybertruck and one DIY parody of a cybertruck and the parody truck has become a local celebrity. Meanwhile, I always wish I had some rotten eggs to throw at the tesla whenever I see it.

Jeff Bezos’ Washington Post would not run this ad. This is the power of oligarchy.

FLIGHT ATTENDANT: attention passengers is anyone here a doctor PASSENGERS: sorry no FLIGHT ATTENDANT: um ok well then is anyone here a pilot

⚠️ BREAKING: U.S. 🇺🇸 reports 4.676 million new COVID-19 cases in a single week, with 668,000 daily infections. Currently, 1 in every 72 Americans is infected with COVID-19. Transmission rates are now higher than at any point during 59.3% of the pandemic.

The Heritage Foundation grew from ashes of the John Birch Society. The JBS published a pamphlet attacking Canada back in 1970. Co-founded by a JBS lecturer, Heritage simply rebranded discredited Bircher philosophy. The pamphlet reads like a transcript of a Joe Rogan podcast.

I dont follow rugby, I struggle to understand tournaments like "The Three Nations Cup of Ashes, played every 5 years between Wales, Italy and Barbados"

look at this badass picture. they rose to the occasion. we can.

Amazon is killing the "download and transfer via USB" option for ebooks as of next week ish. You can still sideload books into a Kindle, but accessing the files for ebooks bought on Amazon (so that you can deDRM and add to Calibre, for example, before sideloading) is going to be harder.

these enormous resister accounts that just post memes and acquire followers. those accounts are garbage actually

If you’re a creative and you’re using your art as a form of resistance - let’s be friends. 🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡🫡 #TTRPG #WritingCommunity #Artist

Rheinmetall Rocks - Slava Ukraini

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

statistically valentine’s day is the safest day on the road because none of the cybertrucks have anywhere to be

I need someone to answer this damn question!

Trans Lifeline (translifeline.org) 🏳️‍⚧️ is a nonprofit organization created by and for the transgender community, providing crisis intervention hotlines, staffed by transgender individuals, available in the US and Canada. Trans Lifeline 1–877–565–8860

DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY SCIENCE: 1. Chickenpox 2. Diphtheria 3. Measles 4. Pertussis 5. Pneumococcal Infection 6. Polio 7. Tetanus 8. Typhoid 9. Yellow Fever 10. Smallpox DISEASES ERADICATED OR DECIMATED BY RFK JR. OR PRAYER: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

Gulf of Distraction

Just got cutoff on the road and yelled "Fart Banana!" at the guy.

@schiff.senate.gov I am your constituent. I think it's time you leave X. Every day that you are on that app, you are supporting racism and anti semitism. Send a message. Leave X.

As soon as the barista says 'we dont take cash', i fly into a blind rage yelling "THIS IS WHY THEY CALL US COASTAL ELITES!"

White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.

Oops! All Coups!

Me to my therapist: I have feelings of being constantly below average. Therapist: that's actually common, about half my clients are.

I will totally bang you if I can sleep in your bed with your cat afterwards.

Given my personal circumstances, at this point in life, i cant logistically have a pet and it is so much worse than being single.

I wish I could be there on Xmas Eve when Leon is visited by three ghosts first ushered in by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning.

I wrote this bit that is entirely unrelated to current things

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

My parents regularly ask me what I have just paid for eggs, but I know that they just see that as a proxy for my happiness so I'm always very touched.

Pro-tip: Keep your mouth closed when you are using a hose to spray out the inside of the compost bin. #lifehack #protip

Every living thing has a special light inside, or at least all the bioluminescent ones do. #Spiritual

Research shows that the best strategy to avoid future disappointment is proactive expectation reduction. #lifehack #lifehacks

The best thing a therapist can ever say is, "That's not on you, that's your parents' fault."

Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.

The Chiefs have totally collapsed. Karma is real.

This means he did his job 👍