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I’m kinda funny. Sometimes. If you have a really specific sense of humor.
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I did not anticipate getting the Matilda speech from a customer first thing on a Saturday morning.

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I woke up with a sore throat today. This is not ideal

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

My 95 year old neighbor invited me to church today so I’ll definitely not be doing that

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Did not expect to see full frontal as soon as I opened this app so I’m going back to bed now

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Now I’m in the mood to honka honka

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I planned to work 4 hours today, but nobody else showed up. So I spent 9 hours rearranging the shop, and they can figure it out on Monday morning

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

If my future wife would kindly step forward, I’m ready

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Work be like: can we get toilet paper thinner than one ply?

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

In a mood to flirt but don’t know how

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

You guys it’s Sunday already

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

From now on I will only flirt strictly using lyrics from 90’s pop sensation Savage Garden

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

It’s January 6th. Probably not significant

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently I’m not the only one that wants Chinese food today.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

All Red Wings fan just got a late gift.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

One guy sticks his dick in the toaster, and now nobody gets to eat toast.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

It’s almost 9pm on a Friday. Why wouldn’t I go to bed.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments