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Musk is going for the recession any% speedrun world record.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

For any normal person, taking your kid on repeated trips to hang out with a convicted rapist would invite some kind of inquiry or wellness check.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Next up on the Republican plot to distract from real issues, California will be renamed Cal-Life-Begins-at-Conception-ia.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

On a scale from 1-10, how much do I want to lie down on the hard kitchen tiles and take a nap?

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry if I haven't met my quota of posts this week. I've been busy panicking.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently I had 22,000 emails in my inbox with 19,600 unread. I'm just mass archiving them all. I might have ADHD.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I could go for more MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone want to join a Kansas congregation of the Satanic Temple? I think it's time.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

New York state is passing a law to regulate 3D printers that can produce firearms (effectively all of them). To my knowledge, there's no new regulation for insurance; no new regulation to address the school shooting epidemic; no new regulation to address the suicide epidemic. Absolutely shameful.

submitted 25 days ago • 2 comments

A quick reminder that "Look for the helpers" was advice that Fred Rogers gave to children for what to do in an emergency. If you are an adult, you ARE the helper.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

If "Santa's Helper" followed the same logic as Hamburger Helper, it would be a mix of things you need to cook with Santa in order to make a convenient meal.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Astrology is the study of Houston-based Major League Baseball teams.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Unironically this, but throat singing.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Miss me with this DOGE bullshit. Give me the Department of Government Leaving Us The Fuck Alone.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Rather than deporting people, it would be more "efficient" to execute them: * Don't need to spend resources moving people hundreds of miles. * No possibility of them returning. * Fewer people will enter the country for fear of death. I will not be reporting anyone to ICE, ever.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Do you think the Department of Government Efficiency will make the trains run on time as we round up the undesirables?

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

What if sneakerheads are actually engaged in a religious practice to "keep the sabot holy"?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, let's go back to my place and turn on some mood lighting. Sex? No. I just think mental wellness is really important and we could use some UV light.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

The term "mood lighting" has a strong seductive connotation, and I think that's a missed opportunity. There are more moods than "horny." There's no reason that light therapy lamps for Seasonal Affective Disorder can't also be mood lighting, for example.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I'm inventing a new genre of comedy called "being chronically online."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Want to get murdered by your partner? When they come home clearly exhausted from work on a Wednesday, hit them with a "TGIF."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The protagonist farts so loudly they wake themselves up. They talk with their partner, who explains they've just been politely ignoring it. They examine other parts of their life they've been ignorant of, leading to a journey of self-discovery. The opening song is called "Night Toots."

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I require syllogisms to function. If I'm not fed sufficient supply, my backup syllogism synthesizer sequences some. Surplus symbols subsequently spill severely.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

I am spending my day reading about gender, women, and religion in the 18th century Atlantic world and revising for my thesis prospectus presentation at the end of the month. How's your Wednesday? #atlanticstudies #earlyamericanist

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Is there anything more intriguing than the raw potential energy of a brand new Bluesky account? (You should follow this person.)

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

I will roam the land, searching for other dad-like adversaries, challenging them to the ultimate duel of wits: 1 hour in the Punderdome. After defeating the paronomastic patriarchy, I shall ascend. I will become THE DAD ETERNAL.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My fondant memories are of cake.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Supposedly everyone has a unique butthole pattern, much like fingerprints, but I can't find a scientific study. Obviously what needs to happen is for everyone to send unsolicited butthole pictures to university forensic science departments labeled "for science." We will get to the bottom of this.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

That's why I make a habit of just looking to the sky when I see someone I don't want to interact with. Am I looking at a rainbow or am I disengaging socially? Who can say.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments