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Telling someone to "go back to Africa" is usually regarded as racist, but I think most of us can agree with the sentiment when it comes to Elon Musk.

"What if capitalism were actually good" and other fairy tales for the deranged.

I very much did get that porn. A representative of the Kansas Attorney General actually sent me pornography in their official duty. I feel like I should get some kind of achievement.

What do you call a sermon on the benefits of staying inside and eating corn?

I've seen exactly one movie all the way through on Laserdisk and it's Labyrinth.

My phone really wants to autocorrect "tacit" to "racist." No, Google, I do not want to type "I would encourage you to be more racist." Thank you very much.

"Experience demonstrates that there may be a wages of slavery only a little less galling and crushing in its effects than chattel slavery, and that this slavery of wages must go down with the other." -- Frederick Douglass, delivered before the National Convention of Colored Men, September 24, 1883

"At that time Frodo was still in his tweens, as the hobbits called the irresponsible twenties between childhood and coming of age at thirty-three." TWEENS are adults less than 33 according to Tolkien

A DJ, but rather than turntables and samplers, just one piece of equipment: The Casiotone SA-50 Portable Keyboard.

Advertisers REALLY want to show me any electric car that's not a Tesla. I think my "Fuck Elon Musk" tirade might be following me around

What is the most economical sin? Masturbation is pretty cheap.

THESE THINGS WILL NOT HURT YOU. THEY WANT TO HAVE FUN. AND THEN OUT OF THE BOX CAME THING TWO AND THING ONE

If child labor and slavery both become legal again, will my kids have a chance of becoming overseer at the plantations?

Our government subsidizes losses and privatizes gains. The government is complicit in ensuring wealth flows up and never down.

I don't think we need government-funded video game studios, but Saudi Arabia apparently disagrees. nianticlabs.com/news/niantic...

Gotta have a war in the middle east. It's tradition at this point.

Apparently I want to watch In The Heights.

I have no real problems with Jack Black. The thing I hate is--as always--capitalism.

We're pretty fucked in the short term.

Next on Trump's agenda is a 420% tariff to celebrate Hitler's birthday.

By switching to Shopify, you can accelerate your business. Experience ultra-mega hyper growth and become the biggest retailer in the United States. Take over the world. Take over the moon. Blow up the moon. Shopify. Expand. Dominate. Conquer. And don't forget: to blow up the moon.

Clearly our world needs to be invaded by a giant, genetically enhanced, psychic monster that resembled a humongous, mutated squid.

Weekend at Bernie Sanders 2028

If anyone is curious about what kind of person I am in real life, know this: Red Lobster forgot a baked potato in my curbside order, so I called them and spoke to four different people and spent over 15 minutes on hold to request a $3.50 refund.

Make America a Bunch of Brain-Dead Consumers, Who Can Be Taken Advantage of Because They Don't Know Any Better, Who Only Know To Borrow Money and Spend What They Don't Have to Subsist in a Society That Couldn't Care if They Lived in Squalor or Died in a Ditch Again.

They would stand up our corpses to hold credit cards if they could.

“Instead of trusting Kansans to govern their own lives and communities, the state has taken on a paternalistic posture, eroding both personal freedom and local governance. This is not only inefficient government — it is unjust government.” #ksleg kansasreflector.com/2025/04/07/l...

Tesla Cybertruck: The Ford Pinto for a New Generation.

They would stand up our corpses to hold credit cards if they could.

Make America a Bunch of Brain-Dead Consumers, Who Can Be Taken Advantage of Because They Don't Know Any Better, Who Only Know To Borrow Money and Spend What They Don't Have to Subsist in a Society That Couldn't Care if They Lived in Squalor or Died in a Ditch Again.

Make America Objectively Worse Again.

The State of Kansas will investigate any report of a website which offers content that is "harmful to minors." I have officially reported 282,706 websites in violation of the KS porn law. I analyzed every website using software I wrote and they are all valid complaints.

If anyone is curious about what kind of person I am in real life, know this: Red Lobster forgot a baked potato in my curbside order, so I called them and spoke to four different people and spent over 15 minutes on hold to request a $3.50 refund.

"Patriotism" is just the argument that nationalism is sometimes a moral good.