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In modern aus did alec vote Leave or Remain. I feel like he'd vote Leave — Alec isn't blindly conservative or nationalist enough to vote Leave, especially not because so much of his industry relies on trade routes. neospring.org/+r/152999300...

How does Alec feel about Cy in the divorce AU? — It's a combination of Alec being impressed with Cy over the depth of Lynn's past submission to him (especially her clitoridectomy) and a [...] neospring.org/+r/152896818...

Elbow-deep inside the borderline

I am so so so proud of this ashtray of a woman I have concocted and I am so very glad I get to share her with others :D

When do you think the AlecLynn fic would be coming out I'm absolutely feral for it — There are two, one being purely a Mac original featuring Alec going too far with Lynn and the other being a roleplay between myself [...] neospring.org/+r/152588604...

Does Alec ever test Lynn's limits with knives and sharps? — Nope, although he would dearly love to and fantasizes about it often. The second time they saw each other, when they negotiated the terms [...] neospring.org/+r/152579583...

Can you tell us more about Lynn's dynamic with Alec in the divorce AU? How did they meet? how freaky is their freak (considering Alec see — Alec and Lynn meet in Divorce AU at a kink club, because they're both in the market for a new D/s partner [...] neospring.org/+r/152540700...

You've mentioned the "Vegas Incident" before, what incited it? How did it change Isabelle's view of Alec? — The Vegas incident, for anyone who's not familiar, was a particularly brutal (even by Alec's standards) beating and [...] neospring.org/+r/152448232...

Is there any particular reason Bertrand turned out the more dominant one between the two, despite them being twins? — Bertrand's brand of neurodivergence/mental illness in childhood played more nicely with society than Alec's did. Alec [...] neospring.org/+r/152446334...

Are you ok with people shipping their ocs with yours? — Absolutely! And I'd love to hear about it/see it neospring.org/+r/152445137...

Writing going well

Do you encourage and fantasize the things you write in real life? — Nope! neospring.org/+r/151921188...

When does Isabelle realize she likes girls and does she ever get to act on that? Will she ever have a girlfriend, either while Alec is st — Isabelle realizes she likes girls when she's fairly young, twelve or so, but tries to suppress it due [...] neospring.org/+r/151004038...

If Isabelle had never been conceived, what would life for Alec and Viola have been like? — Peaceful! Well, relatively speaking. They would still fight, and Alec would still work a dangerous job of course, but the deep wedge driven [...] neospring.org/+r/150638676...

I felt like elaborating on this so here is a mini essay straight from the notes app

Time for big question. WHY IS ALEC SUCH A DICK!!!!! thank u that's all — Genetics? Neurology? Childhood abuse? Bertrand's corruptive influence? Honestly, there's no one answer. The important thing is that at the [...] neospring.org/+r/149696097...

At what age is Isabelle when she begins to realize things really aren't right between herself and Alec? Was there an inciting incident, o — It takes Isabelle over twenty years to realize things between her and Alec aren't right. Abnormal, painful, [...] neospring.org/+r/149685361...

If Alec ever somehow gained immortality, what a rr if things would be pursue? How would he make use of such a thing? — For Alec, immortality is its own reward. The man is allergic to his own humanity, and especially aging and inevitable [...] neospring.org/+r/149682280...

I might've asked this before but give us a wholesome Alecbelle memory 🙏🏾 — The Underwoods have a cottage by the sea called Edonbeth, and it was one of Isabelle's favorite places to go when she was small. It was the [...] neospring.org/+r/149653228...

Periodic reminder my comms are still open lol

are you ok with fanart of your characters and if so, are there any important features for each that are important to you to be included — Your phrasing isn't odd at all, and I'm more than okay with fanart! I'd be delighted to see what you [...] neospring.org/+r/149650708...

Do you perchance take fic comms (like Alec x someone else's OC) ??? And if so how many monies — In theory, sure! I'd want to talk things out and get to know the OC as much as possible, of course. As for monies, probably fifty bucks per [...] neospring.org/+r/149646740...

how would alec react to having a trans man as a son? — Assuming we're not talking about if Isabelle was a trans man, just some other hypothetical child of his...Alec would use masculinity as a [...] neospring.org/+r/149643875...

Love this character. I think she's got a really neat design and I HAD to draw her

"All he wants is the world on a spit, immortality under his tongue, and his daughter for a bride." New Underwood fic! "Hide Your Fires". Alec passes the night of Isabelle's first period clinging to what little restraint he has by his teeth. Enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/63020404

Hm hm hm

i was asked for advice on tumblr about drawing pubes

happy isabirthday to us all! your present is an image of her actually happy

Does alec ever use stroker style sex toys for convenience or pleasure, like on business trips or when he can't prepare his partner fast e — Those haven't been invented yet canonically! But even if they were, Alec would prefer either actual sex or [...] neospring.org/+r/148123637...

can u call back i'm a little #art

“this trope has been done before” idc i want to read the exact same thing in different words

Ahhhh sent the last message too soon! — I could see that! Cy definitely worries about her, especially given her taste in partners. At the very least I think he would check in on [...] neospring.org/+r/147760642...

(follow up to the viola and isabelle nullverse question) How did Isabelle react when she finally went to therapy and realized how fucked — Thank you very much! You never have to apologize for asking questions; they keep me going while I'm working [...] neospring.org/+r/147449562...

Who are some of your lesser known characters from the underwood verse? — I'm very fond of Phoebe, Alec's on-again-off-again mistress of twenty years, who works as a singer in a mafia-operated lounge. They have a [...] neospring.org/+r/147389511...

Weirdest place everyone has had sex? — Viola has had sex in a confessional booth; Alec has had sex in castle ruins; Isabelle has had sex in a slaughterhouse. Probably weirder places for each too, I just struggle with "most (blank)" questions [...] neospring.org/+r/147388090...

I recall you mentioning in Nullverse when Viola escapes with Isabelle, she ends up going to therapy and her relationship with Isa ends up — Fundamentally there are things that happened between Viola and Isabelle that Isabelle will never be able to [...] neospring.org/+r/147386061...

Is it okay to draw or ship our OCs with yours? Im sorry if someone else already asked this question, im new here — Absolutely, and please feel free show me if you do! I'm always very interested to see what people make neospring.org/+r/146364236...

The art of Alec and Juliette gave me the idea for a morbid question. Would Alec ever fuck someone right before they commit suicide, maybe — Oh, absolutely. As seen in the accompanying fic, it's well within Alec's capabilities and desires to do [...] neospring.org/+r/146139323...

I have a few questions in relation to Viola and plants! (I’m sorry if you’ve already answered any of these before) — Thank you very much for asking! [...] neospring.org/+r/146102253...

What is Alec's cock like? — Nine inches, uncut, fairly little curve to it, and thick enough that half the time Alec doesn't even bother trying to put it in unless he's [...] neospring.org/+r/146037194...

Is there literally anything that viola doesn't judge??? Like does she actually enjoy anything uncomplicatedly or is she just :/// all the — Part of Viola's OCD is that there's a seething sense of wrongness inside her, and she chooses to blame the [...] neospring.org/+r/146017078...

For Alec: where do you get the energy to do it all? Run empire, be horrible to wife, fuck everyone (/over/up/again), be philanthropist... — "Surprisingly little, which is how I have the energy. I take excellent care of myself. Besides, it truly [...] neospring.org/+r/146015411...

Do any of the Underwoods have morning routines? What are they? — Alec's morning routine is a very light nosh, exercise, shower + shave + skincare + dress, and then proper breakfast with coffee before starting the day. Viola's morning [...] neospring.org/+r/145692181...

How did you develop these characters?? They're all so..... Three dimensional!!! — Thank you very much! I've had them since I was in middle school, which helps. But mostly I just strive to put them in a wide range of [...] neospring.org/+r/145606409...

Does isabelle like to jork it, or does she hate sexual contact too much? When does she jork it if so 👀 — Isabelle doesn't like to jork it, exactly. She has tons of shame around it, she just does it anyway. From the ages of [...] neospring.org/+r/145577604...

Okay if the underwoods could be like any supernatural creature from anything ever what would they be — Viola isn't really into mythology, but if witches count, she'd be a witch. Isabelle would choose to be, depending on how well she's doing [...] neospring.org/+r/145546165...