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macthompson.bsky.social
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i don’t care about your updated privacy policy i’m just going to violate as usual

i kinda feel bad for animals that have to live outside

i suddenly have the urge to tell my dentist i love her

2006

THEM HOES DEPRESSED I’M NOT, I TAKE MY MEDS

my barber asked me if i remembered my first boner lol????

my gems and crystals that keep me safe

seeing friendship alone at 9 am is such a good bit but not worth it

i’m really good at smoking cigarettes i would have killed at nasa in the 60s

my niece is so cute!

finally watching for all mankind and i can’t stand joel kinnamans haircut. and where are the gay people

the amount and intake speed of the gatorade i drink is always directly correlated with how much i drank the day before and proud to say i haven’t finished my gatorade yet

omg my dumb ass just bought a $50 sequel game i assumed was available for macos because the original was and now ive got to figure out how to run it on one of those programs

i’m rita ora farming (growing dozens of clones of her in vats in a giant warehouse to use for an unspecified reason in the future)

been losing it all day as i imagine a version of this show that is exactly the same cold modernist feel but each episode ends with helly covered in piss and shit and saying “not again!!”

final destination bloodlines was awesome im so happy. tony todd got a good send off

i had an electrician over yesterday for something i needed taken care of for over a year and now that i’ve paid off other things that were a higher priority i stupidly told him no rush so he basically took $1k from me and i wonder if i’ll ever see him again

the reddit ad platform is either insane or just really bad because apparently i’m a menopausal woman with vaginal infections who loves cats and droids from star wars

accidentally became important at work and went from 0-1 meetings a day to 5

so there’s this image of nicki minaj and pitbull…

i don’t like visiting other dimensions