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Is messing up “you’re” and “your” every single fucking time a secret handshake among MAGA or are they all just that stupid across the board?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So here we are, April 19. 250 years to the day after Lexington and Paul Revere. Is today the day The Civilutionary War kicks off? Stand for peace as much as possible, y’all.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Look, all we’re asking for is for you to consider the actions of migrants and refugees coming to the United States with the same sort of nuance you use for considering why your great-grandfather joined the Confederate Army.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I keep getting these spam texts from the DC area asking to confirm with me that I ordered a drone strike and I’m like “Nice try, fake DoorDash! I don’t even live in Yemen.”

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Hey media, and hell, dems too... Stop saying DOGE is cutting programs and firing people. Congress controls the "purse" Congress controls funding. Congress is run by Republicans. So Republicans are cutting funding and firing everyone. Give them the credit they deserve.

submitted 49 days ago • 199 comments

Black folk started getting rights 60 years ago and white folk really decided they’d rather destroy their own country than let that madness continue.

submitted 72 days ago • 9 comments

My view is that as soon as SCOTUS announced that Trump was immune to criminal prosecution because he was president once, we entered constitutional crisis territory.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Saying DEI with the hard R

submitted 74 days ago • 565 comments

Pfizer’s cancer drug commercial was beautiful, but their breast cancer drug Ibrance costs $10k per month and their prostate cancer drug Xtandi costs $22k per month. Beautiful commercials don’t change the fact that 42% of cancer patients exhaust their life savings in 2 years.

submitted 74 days ago • 89 comments

The motherfucker’s digi-thugs just accused a Lutheran founded organization of illegal money laundering to aid the nation’s enemies—poor people.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

Trump at the National Prayer Breakfast announces that he's signing an order directing AG Pam Bondi to head a task force "to eradicate anti-Christian bias"

submitted 78 days ago • 645 comments

If Mitch McConnell kicks the bucket, Andy Beshear should honor Mitch's legacy by holding his seat open for a year and then appointing a democrat.

submitted 78 days ago • 20 comments

@muellershewrote.bsky.social Proposal: The child-soldier tech team should be referred to as “Department Of Government Efficiency Senior High Information/Technology” members, or DOGESHIT for short.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments