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madcow17.bsky.social

I adore dogs. I love music.. I'm big on metal and rap. I play video games. I love movies with an emphasis on Horror. I have goofs and do enjoy a good gaffe. I really hate republicans. Deport Elon.

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Breaking news: The method most males almost certainly use to scratch their testicles (the pinch/rub) works AMAZINGLY well on dog eyes.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

OH MY GOD. The people behind the holocaust were just doing "an awkward wave" lol we were all wrong! It wasn't the alt right! It was just a bunch of checks notes Nazis declaring.. awhh fuck..

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I'm being genuine here. I'm turning 40 soon and recently have been living alone for the first time. I've come to the realization that whole or half ham = watermelon but meat. You can just bite it and put it back.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting here holding half a ham and taking bites like its an apple as I watch true crime shit. Living alone rules. Ed Gein made a nipple belt. takes a bite of ham you can't make this shit up.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I'll make a sandwich.... from across the room! Wife: No... wtf... you'll make a huge mess. Me: Oh ye of little faith. makes a huge mess sorry I'll defer to you from now on.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

fElon Muskrat is such a pudgy, useless nerd. I am eager to see what he has in store for the MAGAts who are currently going at his throat. He thinks he's God because of his slavery-inherited wealth. He's the epitome of a joke. He reached success via. coat tails, he plummeted and failed on his own.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Living alone rules. I have half of a ham that I randomly pull out of my fridge and take bites out of like its a watermelon.

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=( I messaged a bunch of friends "Merry Christmas!" messages this morning.. individualized.. One of them was a super nice uber driver I had. We exchanged numbers for potential business reasons. The random ass Uber driver is the only one who has replied =(

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

The Republicans currently have two dad's. Think about that.

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all have any big plans for when the right brings Polio back? I think I'll just stay in and continue embedding my palm into my face.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

We're an oligarchy now. 100%. Trump is paying his debts for Elon's presidential position by giving billionaires cabinet positions. This isn't new information.. but It is information that should have us en masse out in the streets. But instead we're all fat and happy and unwilling to do anything.

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

Trumps existence is nothing more than proof that religion is a scam. Draw and quarter televangelists. They're the epitome of evil. Trump actually said the word "god" a few times and instantly got the vote of everyone over 60 years old. Old fucking morons. Old people are ruining this country.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

There needs to be a dating site strictly for people who are barely making ends meet. I'd gladly get into the dating scene if I could find a nice gal struggling just as hard as I am.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Spork is a great portmanteau of Spoon and Fork.. but F'poon is actually EXTREMELY fun to say.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Sporks not being a huge thing in everyone's household is the second biggest thing that is wrong with human kind. The first being American voters.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I've decided to propose to a female on the internet.. backwards. Our wedding would consist of a green/purple color scheme. I'll walk out to "X Gon' Give it to Ya" by DMX. You can choose between Barbie Girl and Its Raining Men. The main course will be fruit loops. I eagerly await the DMs. Act fast!

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

I gave it a break but I'm back with a vengeance. Someone play Demonologist with mee!! Get spooped out!

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

Gamers: Why the fuck is NOBODY talking about Echo Point Nova!? The insane movement mechanics and ridiculously good guns make it a pure delight. AND its 4 player co-op! Overwhelmingly Positive on steam and I've never heard a single word about it until a few days ago when a friend told me.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

I've heard the term "TDS" or "Trump Derangement Syndrome" thrown around. The right doesn't realize how funny it is that they had to make up an illness because their pedo is SO hated. Hitler would have been like "Oh fuck.. good idea" and we'd definitely have heard the term "NDS" if he thought of it.

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments