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BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

The cis, straight, white, comfortably upper middle class, physically and mentally sound people who have convinced themselves that they're going to be sent to the camps because they have dutifully styled his name "tRump" since 2016 are doing my head in.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

my favorite spa treatment is the one where i lie down in the forest and let the moss and mushrooms take me

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Disclosure About Your Retirement Plan: You're gonna work til you're dead lmao

submitted 5 days ago • 11 comments

Normally, I don't feel bad for popular people, but Bluesky reply threads on obvious shitposts and humor are torturous.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Jimmy's Hot Dogs is all Americana and abominations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Drinking wine after donating blood is just being fiscally responsible

submitted 11 days ago • 12 comments

(at the grocery store) nobody: nobody: me: cho-BANI once told me—

submitted 341 days ago • 19 comments

If Christian lawmakers would like be less reviled, they should work on being less revolting. “There's 58 mandated coverages,” Burgin said. “You know, I tell people all the time, God only had to have 10 commandments.” www.wral.com/story/nc-sen...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Oh? You didn't watch a football game? How brave. What an iconoclast. Surely the best of us.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

This Brad Pitt intro bit is some of the most ridiculous Americana Rah-Rah bullshit I've heard in a long time Oh my god this is horrific

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

There's little in life as demoralizing adding your alcohol intake to your calorie counter app.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Sure, pay attention to what's happening. Right up until the point where it starts making you useless. Because it absolutely will start making you useless. You're shoveling heavy shit. Take breaks.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

How have Bad Religion lyrics been unambiguously correct on everything since '89? It's simple 4/4 fast, wordy punk stabs with multipart vocal harmonies in the breakdowns (unless Gurewitz was authoring a track instead of Graffin). But man - that paleontologist really has our number.

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

So far, the second term doesn't have more competent authoritarians, just more audacious ones. And apparently, that's all that's required.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If I could go back in time I'd tell younger me to land herself a mechanic. Barring that, I'd tell her to at least date a few and get as many free lessons out of them as possible before the inevitable breakup.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Yes, yes, you're the "Hydro Miser", can you stop watching me pee now, please?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

He gets it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

A person I've known for over 20 years and who most recently talked about their life feeling like they "caught a passing wish dragon" has crumbled in the last twoish weeks to the point of insisting, unbidden, that there will be tanks in the streets by April.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I have completed a minor household plumbing task that I learned how to do from a couple reddit posts and one quick YouTube video and I need everyone to know.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Hope the stairs are okay 😕

submitted 17 days ago • 5 comments

The greatest kindness I can provide is leaving you alone.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

Absolutely no one with a lick of sense thought it was a bluff. Reagan-era economists remain the most disconnected and useless segment of the commentariat.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things

submitted 22 days ago • 36 comments

The main reason I never light up a room is because I don't own a flamethrower.

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

Getting some great music recommendations this morning.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Between the dysphonia and the way his face looks, RFK Jr always seems like he's being scanned and is about to pop.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: The United States of America will temporarily reopen as a Spirit Halloween

The cis, straight, white, comfortably upper middle class, physically and mentally sound people who have convinced themselves that they're going to be sent to the camps because they have dutifully styled his name "tRump" since 2016 are doing my head in.

my favorite spa treatment is the one where i lie down in the forest and let the moss and mushrooms take me

Disclosure About Your Retirement Plan: You're gonna work til you're dead lmao

Normally, I don't feel bad for popular people, but Bluesky reply threads on obvious shitposts and humor are torturous.

Jimmy's Hot Dogs is all Americana and abominations

Drinking wine after donating blood is just being fiscally responsible

(at the grocery store) nobody: nobody: me: cho-BANI once told me—

If Christian lawmakers would like be less reviled, they should work on being less revolting. “There's 58 mandated coverages,” Burgin said. “You know, I tell people all the time, God only had to have 10 commandments.” www.wral.com/story/nc-sen...

Oh? You didn't watch a football game? How brave. What an iconoclast. Surely the best of us.

This Brad Pitt intro bit is some of the most ridiculous Americana Rah-Rah bullshit I've heard in a long time Oh my god this is horrific

There's little in life as demoralizing adding your alcohol intake to your calorie counter app.

Sure, pay attention to what's happening. Right up until the point where it starts making you useless. Because it absolutely will start making you useless. You're shoveling heavy shit. Take breaks.

How have Bad Religion lyrics been unambiguously correct on everything since '89? It's simple 4/4 fast, wordy punk stabs with multipart vocal harmonies in the breakdowns (unless Gurewitz was authoring a track instead of Graffin). But man - that paleontologist really has our number.

So far, the second term doesn't have more competent authoritarians, just more audacious ones. And apparently, that's all that's required.

If I could go back in time I'd tell younger me to land herself a mechanic. Barring that, I'd tell her to at least date a few and get as many free lessons out of them as possible before the inevitable breakup.

Yes, yes, you're the "Hydro Miser", can you stop watching me pee now, please?

He gets it.

A person I've known for over 20 years and who most recently talked about their life feeling like they "caught a passing wish dragon" has crumbled in the last twoish weeks to the point of insisting, unbidden, that there will be tanks in the streets by April.

I have completed a minor household plumbing task that I learned how to do from a couple reddit posts and one quick YouTube video and I need everyone to know.

Hope the stairs are okay 😕

The greatest kindness I can provide is leaving you alone.

Absolutely no one with a lick of sense thought it was a bluff. Reagan-era economists remain the most disconnected and useless segment of the commentariat.

you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all

All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things

The main reason I never light up a room is because I don't own a flamethrower.

Getting some great music recommendations this morning.

Between the dysphonia and the way his face looks, RFK Jr always seems like he's being scanned and is about to pop.

I have been informed it is Threshold Day 🦎🦎🦎 A day of unmitigated lust! But such darling baby lizards…

"Disheveled Joseph" is the first thing that made me smile today.

It goes with everything I have!