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Ok look. I talk fast. I have ADHD. I’m telling you this because I swear I walked into the board meeting and said “I’ll be right back I’m gonna pee and get some coffee”, and NOT “I’ll be right back I’m gonna go pee into the coffee.” #facepalm #OCandRL

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A lot of people are posting things that need the hashtag #justfollowingorders

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Welcome to the stupidest possible timeline. This is from Google Maps, accessed from the US.

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What I feel like doing every time Democrats say they wrote a letter or started an investigation. You’re spending your time saying a dog can’t play basketball, meanwhile he’s dunked on you 10 times and has a sneaker deal with Nike. PLAY. TO. WIN. Bend rules. Break rules. Start trouble! Obstruct!

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So here’s the thing … a lot of people who voted for Trump agree with all of this: - letting private citizen gut a federal department - turning Gaza into the 51st state - threatening our allies - sending brown people to Gitmo - rounding up “freaks” And by “a lot”, I mean tens of millions.

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CHAOS. AND. PAIN. IS. TRUMP’S. WEAPON. STOP. LISTENING. AND. REACTING. TO. WHAT. HE. SAYS. He’s not buying Greenland. He’s not annexing Canada. He’s not occupying Gaza. Pay attention to what matters and shrug off the rest.

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STOP RESPONDING TO EVERYTHING THE ORANGE MORON SAYS. Thank you.

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Remember that it is the goal of the Trump administration to cause chaos and pain. That is how they get their way. They cause chaos and pain which goads their opponents to react recklessly. The way to defeat someone like this is to refuse to play on their timeline. React slowly. Stay calm.

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Just a little reminder … here’s what ultimately happened to Hitler and his cronies.

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I have never encountered a President who is PERSONALLY making unemployment worse by firing thousands of government employees.

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How can we separate the bigotry from the fiscal policy in the Republican Party?

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When I was a kid, they taught us that America was the Great Melting Pot. All different races and cultures coming here and mixing together to become something new. Whatever happened to that idea?

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Trump: Canada is mining too many minerals. We need them to mine less. Musk: “Mine fewer” Trump: What? Musk: MINE FEWER Trump: Shh! Don’t call me that yet.

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There is no ethical way to become a billionaire. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Stop thinking that you need to be in a relationship to be happy. Sometimes all you need is a lab to create synthetic kryptonite that turns Superman into a stubble bearded bad guy. #LexCorpCares

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And we have Rhode Island, which isn’t an island. And any state where I can stand on one side and see the other side is too small.

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The US shouldn’t be allowed to name anything anyway. We have West Virginia but no East Virginia. And we split Dakota into North and South Dakota when there’s a total of about 8 people living there.

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I am 100% behind Mexico renaming the US as The Mexican States of America. Or North Mexico.

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I feel like the show runners are really rushing this final season of America.

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I bet that somewhere there’s a person who fell into a coma on January 20th and will come out of it in 4 years. How the fuck are we going to explain it all to him?

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I know people want metal detectors in schools. As the Dad of 3 kids who are approaching puberty I have one request. Make the archways spray deodorant. Because damn.

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In the 73 year history of the Miss Universe pageant, the winner has been from Earth every time.

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Is it wrong that I’m now referring to Teslas as “swasticars”?

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I’m going to resolve all the problems between Capitalism and Socialism right now, by just changing one phrase - “earn a living”. Here’s the fix: You EARN a lifestyle. You are ENTITLED to a living. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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If it is now illegal to fly the pride flag over a government building, we need to design a new flag.

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If Trump does rename the Gulf of Mexico, I will be deadnaming it every chance I get.

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The new administration makes it sound like DEI is about hiring unqualified people. I can only assume they think it stands for: D - Don Trump Jr E - Eric Trump I - Ivanka Trump

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Your life doesn’t suck because of other people like you whose life sucks. Your life sucks because of the people at the top who want your life to suck so theirs can be awesome.

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So there seems to be a cross posting connector between Bluesky and Mastodon. But I don’t seem to be able to make it work. Anyone know how? You can also find me as @[email protected]

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Welcome to the final season of “America”! We’re still looking for another country to pick us up. Keep posting!

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Fuck no. I already played the COVID main story. I am not downloading the Bird Flu DLC. Can we please take Earth off Hard Mode?

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HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA! HOT SINGLES 50 METERS! 40 METERS 30… (That’s past the barricade!) 20… (Stay frosty) 15… 10 meters (That’s inside the room!) 8… 7 meters! (You’re not reading it right) (I am, man, they’re all over us!) 5 … (looks up Aw shit …)

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