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Each headline is better than the last

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Hey quick question…is there a literacy test for presidents/presidential candidates? Cuz there is no fucking way trump reads at even a 9th grade level. And that’s being very generous.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Dude, that Kohberger bathroom selfie? Uhh it’s giving murderer. It’s a little too clean Also why does every creep ever fucking smile like that? #idahocollegemurders

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Gretchen Weiners had cracked. #idesofmarch

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Mike Johnson is the epitome of dude that needed to get punched in the face but clearly never was He can’t even come with up concepts of a semi-believable lie

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Yo @bsky.app, can we get an “edit post” option? Pretty please?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

@smerconish.bsky.social said if deal is reached w/ Ukraine everything will’ve been worth it & Trump should be given a Noble Prize. Maybe he outta talk to those who were fucked over by Don after he refused to make good on deals with them. Ask them if they think he should have a Noble Prize.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Christiane Amanpour plays the shittest game of Never Have I Ever Ever Ever

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance screams for daddy to watch while he bullies Zelensky. Very modern. Very masculine.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Saw a post lambasting “you got what you voted for” posts because kids on Medicaid/snap don’t vote. Yeah that’s true. But the adults in their life DO. Maybe that’s why voting is referred to as a responsibility 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Is Trump a punk ass bitch? YES

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Someone drop Musk off in the middle of the Sahara and let’s see how much “potential” he has

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Trump doesn’t know what AUKUS is

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Not to mention they forced a member on maternity leave and a member recovering from surgery to be present because they were refused the option to vote remotely The level of their cruelty, apathy and hypocrisy knows no bounds

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Temu Barbie MTG says federal workers don’t deserve their jobs or paychecks as if she isn’t also a federal employee 🤔

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t used or even seen a floppy disk since I was in middle school. I’m 37 now. There’s no fucking way to FAA is running on floppy disks. #theroadrulesvanwouldvebeenabettertransportationsecretary

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

If they’re such “independent thinkers,” how come they all wear the same hat?

submitted 26 days ago • 45 comments

Gov. Janet Mills tells Trump “we’ll see you in court” after he tells her to comply with transgender athlete ban or lose federal funding #wewillnotcomply #twoohseven #mainemade #fucktrump

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

I never hear anyone bring this up but the gloves don’t need to “fit” in order for murder to occur. They only need to “fit” enough to obscure fingerprints. And they looked like they fucking fit to me.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Anybody else feel like the NFL is trying to Kaepernick Kendrick Lamar?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Congress, it’s Leslie again.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

submitted 37 days ago • 105 comments

Where’s Taylor? Is she crying? #halftime

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Michael Smerconish says $20 million (a number I’ve only seen referenced in right wing media) for Sesame Street-esque programming in other countries is a ridiculous expenditure. Really? And how much does @cnn.com spend to broadcast YOUR show internationally? Tool.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I think I speak for everyone when I say unintelligible yelling

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

Tim Burchett says a bad case of flu running through Congress could ruin the republicans slim 3 seat majority Everyone go sneeze on your republican representatives!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Very Pro-Life of the Gross Old Party

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Shoutout to my boy Curtis at #turbotax His sage council was instrumental in ending a fortnights long war against my own stupidity #noonetoldme #iamnotanaccountant #taxseason

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Elon has 23 staffers. Once the dust settles, you’ll never find a job again. America will remember. Someone will take the fall—and we know exactly who to hold accountable. Stop the games. Quit hiding your names—it really doesn’t work.

submitted 43 days ago • 271 comments

I’m not a swiftie and I’m definitely not a chiefs fan but this is an absolutely bananas position to take when your girlfriend famously endorsed Harris and was openly mocked by musk and vance

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

She then went on to accuse ranking member Connolly of mansplaining. This bitch.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Direct file is still up and running

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Instead of rockets, it’s gonna be space lasers. Where’s Austin Powers when you need him?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

On the plus side, at least your kids will lack the critical thinking skills needed to realize you’re an amoral hypocrite who gleefully cheered on policies/EOs you knew would hurt them all because eggs

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

In less than a week, Elon musk and a group of literal children whose brains aren’t even fully formed yet, have broken into the treasury, the dept of ed and now the weather service. So when do we grab our pitchforks and start building guillotines?

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Education Department employees have been placed on leave for attending diversity training. Meanwhile, Republicans have introduced a bill to eliminate the Department of Education.

submitted 46 days ago • 187 comments