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Streaming Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays 👾 Watch me be weird: twitch.tv/mad_maxima
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I need Jeff Goldblum and Walton Goggins to star in a movie together.

Hey Siri, how old is Robert Irwin?

Was watching some documentary about bank heists with my dad. The one they were discussing happened in the 90’s. Am I wrong in believing that a cultural shift happened since then where most people now would be like “hell yeah rob that bank”??

Every cryptid photo of this man makes me laugh harder and harder.

❤️ Luigi

If anyone’s done a 24-hour stream, they’ll realize how nuts it is what Cory Booker just did. I wish that man 10 blissful hours of uninterrupted sleep.

For the first time today, I experienced sexism specifically related to my being a business owner. Some men deserve their loneliness. #entrepreneur

I’m sorry. I can’t go out tonight. My algorithm put me on to masked Eastern European beefcakes and I can’t look away. #instagram #reels #wtf

Playing the InZOI demo tonight on Twitch in anticipation of our Friday early access stream! If you’re curious about this brand new Sims competitor, you should follow my channel. Twitch.tv/mad_maxima #inzoi #demo #gaming

Beers and Baldur’s Gate sounds like a good way to cap off a very weird week. Inching my way to 200 followers! Go follow me on Twitch and have your notifications turned on. 💕 #twitch #bg3 #gaming

There's one month left before twitch begins deleting highlights, make sure you back them up in time! I also highly encourage speedrun communities to set up their own archives for historical speedruns in your own game, or else a ton of speedrun history will be lost!

My dog has perfected the art of trading socks for treats. She’s a day trader on the New York Sock Exchange.

Stream update: My gaming PC is booting to a black screen. Isn’t that fun? That means I won’t be streaming tonight. Hopefully I can get it resolved by Wednesday’s stream!

I sprained my ankle so bad I heard all of my everything pop. 🤢

Any other neurospicy folks get a phrase stuck in their head that they can’t get out?

I’m doing this fun dating thing called “matching energy”. It’s where if a guy gives me minimal effort, I give him minimal effort. Working wonders honestly.

Holy shit I just remembered I’m an ordained minister. 😆😂🤣😅

Love renting a “designer apartment”! (If I run my microwave and my dishwasher at the same time, it flips a breaker.) #fun #luxury

Witches… is all snow moon water? 🧐

Last night’s stream highlights: -Finally destroyed the Death Shepherds and their ghouls -Met Gale’s grandfather -Wyll got me to giggle irl See you all for more Baldur’s Gate on Friday! #twitch

happy “you can now post videos longer than 60 seconds” day. have the best scene in iwtv 🙏

I just hit the “Go Live” button over on Twitch. Drop by and say hello as I do one of the most difficult battles in Baldur’s Gate 3. Twitch.tv/mad_maxima #bg3 #gaming

My rogue tried to pickpocket a dragon last night… Didn’t go so well. Anyway, more Baldur’s Gate tonight on Twitch! Twitch.tv/mad_maxima

⚔️ I’m going live right now with some Baldur’s Gate 3!! #darkurge #twitch

Interview with the Vampire season 3 sneak peek!!! I can’t wait for the Lestat mastiff rescue scene. Real fans know thats what leads to “the incident” when he brings them on to the set of the View… #iwtv

Some games just get me. #ThePaleBeyond #indiegames #twitchgaming

Really REALLY enjoyed starting The Pale Beyond today on stream. Gonna be my little treat between BG3 streams. #indiegames #twitch