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madoclarkin.bsky.social
28/Male. Ontario squirrel furry who likes urbanism and men. Pfp by heyfizzyjay
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submitted 14 hours ago • 4 comments

Punt the Piranha’s Pussy

submitted 18 days ago • 10 comments

we're in a time period where we can't trust our allies... I can't even go on Reddit anymore without the nation of Denmark getting on my case for not working towards a PhD. Ads are weird.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

POV: you've committed the perfect crime, disposed of the weapon and and hidden the body, but now you arrive back at your pasture to find you are well and truly fucked.

submitted 144 days ago • 9 comments

si deltarune est tellement bon, où est deltardeux ?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

yeah I'm shy in real life, but I make up for it by being even more shy on the internet

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Runnin' Up Those Bills (A Deal With Honey)

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

normal crows: "I like shiny pretty things" anthro crows: "My love language is gift-giving"

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

It's Squirrel Appreciation Day. Let them inside.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

judge: your sentence is five years me: that’s actually not a sentence, it’s a noun phrase judge: okay six years

submitted 107 days ago • 2 comments

on the fence about switching to a marten sona.... but I love squirrels... but I love martens...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think minors should connect on LinkedIn. I think when they do it they're reinforcing valorisation of hustle culture.

submitted 115 days ago • 3 comments

- so you went to that new amusement park? - yeah turns out it was actually a bemusement park - oh? how was it? - heh, it was... interesting to say the least

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

broke: denoting a flashback scene with a black and white or sepia filter woke: denoting a flashback scene by using chiptune music and crunching the bit rate

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

I have realized that maned wolves are just wild borzois

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

varieties of boots: - winter - hiking - galoshes - the house down queen charli xcx snatch my wig

submitted 153 days ago • 0 comments

Reminder if you are not autistic do not say nobody puts baby in a corner

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

evil brat be like: 180 songs that aged poorly sympathy is a spork i might say something profound shut shut joe fresh everything is aromantic fast forward no u girl, let's talk this out like adults orange oh no im not doing that again nice young women i forgot already hours may vary

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Egg

submitted 170 days ago • 39 comments

Quoth the 3 Lil Ravens, "Nevermore (Baby I'ma Do Right)"

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously considering getting into tabletop to meet guys.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

It may only be November 1st, but according to the rainbow sprinkled cock and ball shaped cookies I found at the grocery store it's Pride Month babyyyyyyyyyyyy

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

REMINDER: if you're cishet then don't forget to smash that like button and subscribe for more content

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

You're thinking of dashcams.

submitted 201 days ago • 0 comments

"how was your day yesterday" "it was 10/10"

submitted 204 days ago • 0 comments

October is here, you know what that means: 80% of the internet is absolutely insufferable for the next 31 days.

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

what if the tootsie roll pop owl was the freaky roll pop owl and he said "a-one, a-two, a-three, SLURP"

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care how many "parent appeal" or serious themes something has, if its characters are pictured on training pants then I'm not watching it.

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments