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madsisnowhere.bsky.social
Learning how to shitpost. Penis boob fart HA it’ll be dark dumb and unfunny so mixed bag
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I don’t think palantir should exist maybe. Thank you for coming to my ted talk on how to be highlighted on the list we are all already on.

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Another successful interacting with the internet 🎉😉

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“As the only witness, will you confirm or deny the existence of the recurring tragedy that is the improbable rise and embarrassing fall of what could only be described as your penis..?”

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I’d like to apologize for how I acted on day one of meeting all you amazing people.. overwhelming joy and acting a foolish

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i had beautiful thoughts once

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Everything keeps happening all at once and unless or until we take a moment to change this it’s likely that’s how it will always be before all the time forever

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Not for nothing but kinda seems those people carrying tasers are at the very least always really just trying to find any reason to shock you

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Foucault's boomerang but not horrible-a-fying and somehow even just a little bit funny. “Someone turn off the scary onions please.”

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There appears to be no end to an infinity rope..

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“This game is broken but I don’t care because it’s broken in a way that benefits me”- my niece talking about June’s Journey

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One perk of wealth is never having to hear about other peoples opinions of you so please share exactly what you think and feel about me again today because I’m used to it and I imagine it’s all good stuff

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"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero." - a wise wizard

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Some jerks probably invented the white noise machine just so they could sleep at night.

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