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Canada out here dropping truth bombs on us 🇨🇦

In case you missed it. Six Pussy Riot members came to NYC with an important message for us

Huge crowd tonight on Vancouver Island to see MP Charlie Angus speak at the “Canada Resistance Tour”—and an amazing shoutout to MeidasTouch from the Maple Meidas in Cumberland, Port Alberni, K’ómoks First Nation, Nanaimo, and the Comox Valley.

Trump is cancelling weather forecasts from NOAA because they use the word CLIMATE... These F idiots are so against Climate issues they are taking out NOAA... Did you vote for that? Me neither!

Exactly, fraudulent asshole.

The President and his umbrella attempt to board Air Force One

Canadian MP Charlie Angus: Well, Donald, in just three months, you’ve turned your nation into a spectacle of disgrace. You think Canada is the nastiest country you’ve ever dealt with, yet you kiss up to Vladimir Putin, a war criminal...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrL... Thank you Senator.

Pathetically needy Donald has replaced President Obama's portrait with a tacky fan-produced painting of the time Trump faked taking a bullet to the ear. Not only does this show how thirsty Donald is, it also shows how inept his administration is. The new pic doesn't line up with the molding.

On April 28 - our Canadian Federal Election Do not trust the polls Do not trust the size of rallies Do not listen to media stating this person or that person is winning. EVERY VOTE COUNTS. The only thing you can trust is your vote, this is how you make change. #VoteABC

Alienate our allies ✅ Tank the market ✅ Devalue the dollar ✅ Dismantle the federal government ✅ Kill 🇺🇸 tourism ✅

"If you don't stand up and fight now, if you don't take a position now, it's going to be too late," Eric Holder tells Rachel Maddow. "The time is now to stand up and do all that we can to fight this administration."

George Takei responded to my reply! I finally feel seen. 😊🙏🏻😛

Welcome !

Canada's own Neil Young. Keep on rocking in the free world Neil. #handsoff #elbowsup

Attn: Trump stated, “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO GET RICH, RICHER THAN EVER BEFORE!!!” Many have interpreted this as an indication that he or his allies are using knowledge of tariffs for personal financial gain. This raises serious concerns about insider trading and market manipulation.

If you support invading Canada or Greenland, you are a horrible person without a shred of morality or intelligence.

In the spirit of DOGE - specifically the Efficiency part, the world is working at warp speed to make this a reality.