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y’all i don’t think we’re making enough nachos. like give me greek salad nachos, give me poké nachos, give me charcuterie nachos, give me cheeseburger nachos, gi-

made the mistake of watching interstellar 😵‍💫

what the back of my head looks like is literally none of my business.

Donald Trump is lying to you.

i hope these two fucking morons guffawing in the background never live this moment down.

there are men talking shit about dukes mayo at the bar and i’m about to lose my shit

heading home and promiscuous girl pops up on my playlist, which of course reminds me of that time in 2006 when my mom thought promiscuous girl was actually “mystery girl” so of course she loved it…. that and “shake that tambourine” by eminem feat. nate dogg.

she literally told us lol

the best part about being a woman of my age is that i can just say when the clock strikes 4:05 it’s time for me to skedaddle, no matter what stage of dress i’m in.

this is exactly what they wanted to do. now that they can cozy up to putin and be like, see this is why we’re gonna side with you, they were sooo disrespectful and didn’t even say thank you 😡

wait y’all do i claim the pistons again?? (jk always loved them, always will)

god the people who answer the phones for rep mace in DC are RUDE.

hey siri what will eating 18 maraschino cherries do to my stomach

a dude was trying to get me to stay when everyone was leaving the afters, but i got r*publican vibes (he’s a titty guy) so i politely declined.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

i imagine he kinda freaked out a little when he could feel the wind on his shins.

this is how you friggin do it. BURIED this bigot with well researched facts. i hope rodden gets thrown in prison.

John Oliver is one of us 🥰 #RHOSLC

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

me when jalen hurts does anything:

this whole “burn it” thing on RHOSLC is so goddamn dumb and is the stupidest term i’ve ever heard.

why is saquon so hot? like it feels illegal to lay eyes on a man so foine..

GOD CHARLI IS SO HOT 🥵

someone do a wellness check on drake STAT 😬 #grammys

Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car. BoyareDee’s Arms tired

Nearly 250,000 people in Berlin showed up to protest fascism and the Musk backed AfD party.

A few of us are still out here. Sorry for the shaky video.

i am SO HERE for this lady gaga. it’s giving monster ball it’s giving OG GAGA it’s giving me LIFE #grammys

wait are the grammys good this year?!?? that best new artist set was inSANE.

my favorite south carolinian

@jackschlossberg.bsky.social be here more plz.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

Warren: "He can stand there, smile at you and say, 'anybody can vaccinate their kids who wants to,' but he literally could bankrupt the vaccines manufacturers with the power he will have. And since he's got a financial incentive to do that, we cannot trust him in that job."

jesus effing christ. he is a dark, dark man.

ooooo lord this RHOSLC reunion part 2

my new favorite game? visibly rolling my eyes at ever man i share eye contact with.

i love jack schlossberg, i feel like we would get on well.