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Dear Manager, Over the last week, I completed the following: 1. Got stupid 2. Shot an arrow like Cupid 3. Used a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid 4. Sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it 5. I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits" Sincerely,

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my SAT score is old enough to flunk out of the same six colleges i flunked out of

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dear manager, this week i — 1. gripped the wheel 2. stared alone into the distance 3. knew that something somewhere had to break 4. saw the family home now looming in my headlights 5. …

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there are no gnomes in middle earth? like seriously wtf?

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hobbits live in holes but gnomes live in burrows

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i honestly expected the elves to be better looking

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buckle that swash, sir!

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“requesting to understand” is a peculiar phrase

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Paddywhackery

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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

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trying to get booted off the other place

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the only reason you don’t understand my posts is that you don’t like them!

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just randomly picking a track off Zen Arcade and wow! youtu.be/nnbygSxXZHQ?...

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help 🤷‍♀️

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i am become Cleo, transporter of Letters

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a non-ironic songwriting partnership between weird al and bob dylan would be amazing

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gronk kinda gets it

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well, i guess now there won’t be a military coup

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is Tate McRae related to Tits McGee?

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Bongo goes yacht rock suno.com/song/21e5297...

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changing my name to Van Dylan and becoming a celtic folk soul singer

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Dear Manager, Over the last week, I completed the following: 1. Got stupid 2. Shot an arrow like Cupid 3. Used a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid 4. Sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it 5. I'm the one who said, "Just grab 'em in the biscuits" Sincerely,

my SAT score is old enough to flunk out of the same six colleges i flunked out of

dear manager, this week i — 1. gripped the wheel 2. stared alone into the distance 3. knew that something somewhere had to break 4. saw the family home now looming in my headlights 5. …

there are no gnomes in middle earth? like seriously wtf?

hobbits live in holes but gnomes live in burrows

i honestly expected the elves to be better looking

buckle that swash, sir!

“requesting to understand” is a peculiar phrase

Paddywhackery

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

trying to get booted off the other place

the only reason you don’t understand my posts is that you don’t like them!

just randomly picking a track off Zen Arcade and wow! youtu.be/nnbygSxXZHQ?...

help 🤷‍♀️

i am become Cleo, transporter of Letters

a non-ironic songwriting partnership between weird al and bob dylan would be amazing

gronk kinda gets it

well, i guess now there won’t be a military coup

is Tate McRae related to Tits McGee?

Bongo goes yacht rock suno.com/song/21e5297...

changing my name to Van Dylan and becoming a celtic folk soul singer

remember when elon gave a nazi salute and a bunch of folks said “he’s so awkward” 😬

REM reggae cover band: Dread Letter Office

catchy! suno.com/song/7357b66...

what does Adam Scott think of Scott Adams?

the Shaggs belong in the rock hall of fame