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When you’ve got your husband’s inauguration at 12 and you’ve got to catch that pigeon at 5

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

“You, boy, what day is this?” “Not a Scooby, mate.”

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

Just been in the supermarket and saw a fella nick a turkey and leg it out of the shop. The security guard chased him and shouted "HEY! WHAT YOU DOING WITH THAT TURKEY?!", and the bloke shouted back "ROAST POTATOES, PARSNIPS, SPROUTS AND PIGS IN BLANKETS"

submitted 74 days ago • 6 comments

Three people have managed Manchester United in matches since Manchester City last won a game.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

How many times has Pep now notably made counting gestures using his fingers on the sideline.

submitted 92 days ago • 4 comments

By the way, San Marino has more recently won a game of soccer than Manchester City. Still somehow true.

submitted 96 days ago • 13 comments

A win against City next week and I’ve seen this movie before. Reds racing in front, beat Everton on the first week of December, thump Leicester on Boxing Day and see Salah take his shirt off against United in January 😅 Up the fucking redsssss

submitted 99 days ago • 7 comments