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Why would the world’s least successful business man do this?!

I’ve been testing the weed part and so far the results have been very promising.

Common Side Effects is so good, gripping, and funny, and depresses the shit out of me.

This is our first hint that the movie is going to be an unwatchable mess.

You know that feeling when you see a post by someone you barely know and it makes you think of a specific scene from MacGruber and you want to reply with the clip but you're not sure if they'd find it funny? Well, this is the scene youtu.be/S91N_A3vis4?...

Walls, trees, and turtles are back on the menu thanks to the newest Abzan commander from Dragonstorm: Tarkir. Check out my latest @magic.wizards.com article for @polygon.com and discover how the latest round of fetch land reprints are here to solve all your problems. www.polygon.com/mtg-magic-th...

In case you missed it, my latest for @polygon.com explores the novel approach @magic.wizards.com has taken to promoting August's Edge of Eternities set. www.polygon.com/mtg-magic-th...

Why isn't Faithless Looting the best card in Modern? On this week's show, we look at the history of the card — all the way back its original spoiler — followed by a dive into many of the decks trying to play it in Modern today. Stream the show at thedivedown.com or wherever you get podcasts!

Faithless Looting was unbanned to make Detective's Phoenix playable.

As the days get shorter and ennui sets in, it's okay to try vitamins or supplements to help elevate your mood. A great one that works wonders is smoking.

I don't think it was me either but that day was kind of a blur.

When it's time to retire, you can cash in the decades of collectibles you've accumulated by bringing a plastic bag of trading cards to an expensive convention where someone will offer you a modest bulk rate based on an eyeball estimate of how many cards are in the bag.

I have bought and built an Ikea Kallax at least 5 times and I'll probably do it 5 more times before I leave this mortal coil.

Cybill Shepherd in Moonlighting is 😻

Eventually you will buy the same digital Magic cards 30 times across as many different apps because that's what it takes to play at Pro Tour: Spider-Man Block Constructed.

In order to be productive you must first unsleeve and sort all your Magic cards until there's no more random singles lying around.

Hi it's your friend Magic the Gathering, here to remind you that your cozy brew is bad and you should just netdeck something that won a tournament.

We were promised an elf deck in Standard! We were lied to.

The doctor is in. For a very special episode 300, we sit down with THE Richard Garfield, inventor of @magic.wizards.com and great-great-grandson of President James A. Garfield. What is Magic as Garfield intended? Now we know. Stream the show at thedivedown.com or wherever you get podcasts!

before i got banned from this online poker site i used to tell people i was driving the whole time i was playing and they always lost their shit

Talked to some Brits about Tories and learned that Thatcher is infamous for shutting down coal mines. So I said, "well that kind of sounds like a good thing?" To which one slowly turned around, looked me dead in the eyes, and said quietly, "she destroyed communities, Stan."

Are the Bourne movies good?

It's raining in Manchester. Weird!

I was unhappy with my original bsky handle, but managed to update it to the best handle imaginable.

Might only use this site for Pokemon TCG content.

If you're ever in my home, don't touch my Magic: The Gathering cards.