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Human Disaster | Memer | Instigator | Menace | Artist | Photographer | Musician | Majestic in the Wild | Shitposter Extraordinaire | Anti-Corpo
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from your device without explanation

“His brain sizzling like a fajita plate from Chilis” is crazy haha #AEWDynamite

Every 90’s Hip Hop video

I don’t mean to be a bother, but I was told there would be a hand basket?

Who said a mud bath is for humans only

I remember I used to have to call a dude, then meet him at some parking lot, where we did the exchange through my driver's side window. Now I order online using my phone and meet someone in a dispensary parking lot, where we do the exchange through my driver's side window.

I would like to eat a club sandwich while working at the club.

equipped Mobile Phone. you will experience sustained Psychic Damage until the item is unequipped

I've just discovered my dog likes jazz.

What do you do when your AuDHD keeps sabotaging your life? I don't know how to make it better.

My phone fell off the kitchen cabinet, hit the corner of a drawer, and cracked 🕸️ the screen. I am grieving. It costs $380 to fix. I am cry.

Everyone else: "Coroner" Taz:

Linkin_Park-Hybrid_Theory.exe

How am I supposed to care about this new pope without video packages?

This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖 Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio