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WiFi at our house is out and the network is sending a tech to fix it. In... ten days 🫠

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Oh fuck I just stress vomited for the first time in, like, 6 years

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The worst thing about shaving is that I always miss a patch. Different patch each time. Good job, Mango!

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Google has an ASMR ad on YouTube right now and it's the type of ASMR that makes me gag so every time I play a video it's Russian roulette but half the bullets are just dry heaving for five seconds

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Last night, I dreamt that I found the perfect concealer, even though I haven't worn any in 4 years. But I also dreamt I found my perfect orange blush, which I do wear like 3 times a week

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My father spends so much of his time shuffling around and saying the same five things every day like an NPC. But then he does something so incredibly bizarre it stuns you, so I think he has some attacks

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If they don't look at you the way I looked at this animatronic Spinosaurus, then they don't deserve you

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One of my friends has declared she will call me Critter from now on, which has been a secret goal of mine for a year now

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In a world where being transgender is apparently a political statement, I would like use to use that statement to be as fucking OFF-PUTTING AS POSSIBLE. I will not sanitize myself to be more pleasing to anyone. I am a FREAK I am a TRANSGENDER MENACE I am GOING to make transphobes UNCOMFORTABLE

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If you’re on a library board or in a position to make policy, there are things you can do to keep Bruces from inundating libraries they don’t even go to with challenges. For instance: a spot on the form where they need to list their library card number. A checkbox for “have you read the full book?”

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a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job

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Kermit has a pinup tattoo of Miss Piggy on his chest. This is why "Muppet Treasure Island" is the greatest movie ever.

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In Massachusetts, one of our regional transit providers found that eliminating fares: • Saved time and maintenance • Lowered rider complaints • Eliminated conflict between drivers and riders • Led to 60% higher ridership than pre-pandemic This is while the nearby MBTA's ridership is down 36%.

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Me reading the 8 pm White House announcement that 2/3’s of all university budgets are about to disappear

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I am like if a senior dog were a man. I have such Elderly energy. I go to bed around when the sun sets and wake up before it rises. Word searches are my current favorite pastime. I wear a bathrobe over pajama sets. I drink black coffee. Sweets make my teeth hurt. When the FUCK did I become 80

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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

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NYC Union Square

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ok i did it i finished a book

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Someone just knocked on the bathroom door and I said "ah... yeah..." which works but come on man pick a better way to let them know

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I really wish I liked Doechii's music because I'm so excited for her growth. Her music is just... not my thing. Spotify was trying to shove "Spooky Coochie" down my throat a couple months ago. I feel like I'm the anomaly here. Anyways, I'm clapping from the sidelines because her growth is cool

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My parents are some of the loudest people I've ever met. They're both half-deaf and also accident-prone, because they're constantly knocking stuff over and it's just lead pipe noises in our house

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My husband and I are going to Jurassic Quest in Dayton for an early Valentines Day date! I'm so fucking excited. This is probably the PERFECT gift for a dinosaur-obsessed guy like me!

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If your boss or company tells you to do something unethical: don't say yes. Make them write it down.

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small thing: checking in at the lab for my blood draw, they asked for the name i want to be called. small kindnesses still exist

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I saved a pin of top surgery scars to a board on Pinterest and Pinterest removed it for "self-harm". Then when I appealed it, they upheld that. What's up with that?

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One time I told my mother "brevity is the wit of the soul", which she thought was very poetic. Didn't have the heart to tell her I bungled a Shakespeare quote, "brevity is the soul of wit", that I read on Archive of Our Own

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Sure, I can do casual. We enter into a blood pact with a once dead forest god, become mad with power, and eternal enemies.

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people who bend over backwards to try to argue that audiobooks aren’t reading should probably get a hobby. one that doesn’t involve them being so wrong.

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I love Raatma

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Watched Barbarian and now I feel horribly ill

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My father does not believe in senior discounts (for some reason) but in THIS economy every time we go out to eat I'm gonna announce he's 65 and ask if they do senior discounts. Might not live to 2026 but I'll be damned if we don't save $5 doing so

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Disabled people are consistently asked to do things to "prove" that we "deserve" support. And the things we are asked to do are always the very things that we need support with. Like, if I could do those things, I wouldn't need support in the first place.

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I'm gonna try to do as much Palentine's Day stuff as possible because I fucking love my friends and I love doing stuff with them

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If politicians want my transgender ass dead they'll have to do it with their own hands. I won't do it. I'm a cockroach. Either get your hands dirty with my trans blood or get the fuck out

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I'm going to say something that my coworkers won't agree with but I am horrified it is going to be in the 50s tomorrow. It really shouldn't be that hot in January

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one of the smartest things i ever read was a post from an old engineer on the airstream forum: he said "there are no such things as accidents." that there is always a multi-factorial, multi-step process that creates the opportunity for something bad to happen.

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The florist I use for my mom called to tell me he was giving me a free upgrade. He said “I don’t care about money anymore. I only care about beauty.” If your resistance movement needs a slogan, that’s a pretty good one.

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most autistic people do not want a "cure." we are not a "pandemic." we are just human beings existing in the world. quit speaking for us

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It's interesting that Libby is legit the most futuristic and well-functioning piece of software you will probably touch in a any week. Libby is the model of what Alan Kay and Doug Engalbart thought the future of software would be, not endless surveillance malware preying on you.

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Trying out some theatrical makeup looks

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Pinterest used to be a pretty decent site for sharing pictures and ideas, and now it's more or less just a wasteland of advertisements and AI. Sad to see it happen

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Sunsama is officially on my shit list because I was just letting my subscription expire with my old card. Tell me why they grabbed my new card information from a STEAM PURCHASE and used that

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