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magpieinpjpants.bsky.social
43 mother of cats/chickens/fish/2 kids/plants/every spider living in my house. Here to feed my hyperfixations and tell stories to the void Artist page @littleskullfish.bsky.social
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Starting to look like a certain mermaid we all covet…

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Tuesday motivational Lucifer: stay in bed, do nothing, fuck the system 😼

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Age yourself with a movie you saw in theaters

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He DOES look like him! I even made him the hair bun with polymer clay! www.32auctions.com/organization...

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3 of my Drag Jesuses (and one really looks like Ed Teach!) went live on the #ofmdcraftfair this morning😀😀😀

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I am so very tired of the news and need to stop doomscrolling and read smut instead.

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Had almost finished this one…and realized painting on thick cardboard sucks and you can see the lines of the paper undernearth…so starting again on canvas 😫

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Good morning from Lucifer’s adorable toebeans!

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Started my day by getting dogpiled by Rammstein fans for believing the victims of Till Lindeman ‘because there is no proof that they were looking for girls under 16 which is the age of consent’ so I need to go back to bed and pretend it’s another day now.

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I’m not gonna even try to be a mature adult about Canada winning the hockey game and Trudeau gloating about it 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🖕🏻🖕🏻

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One of the reasons I like living where the wind hurts my face. Nothing like a good woodstove to warm my toesies!

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I love a man who can rise above his shitty dad experience and become the best dad he can instead. I married one. Watching my own awesome dad basically adopt him, and then him blossoming into fatherhood has been the best part of our 24 years together. Rhys is just the best.

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Well I am definitely on a MerStede ideas tornado right now so God helps us all but more specifically me

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3 snowstorms in 5 days later, welcome to my backyard! The long flat surface in front of the window is the fish pond 🐠🐠 they sleepin’

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I present you my parents’ wedding picture from 1977. Mom was high as a kite because a friend slipped her a Valium to try to calm her nerves. My dad felt bad she had red eyes from the flash, so he tried to correct them w/ a ballpoint pen. No wonder I’m *special*

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Post a photo of you from a different era. 1998 me had to stock up on black lipstick every year during october. I also collected My Little Ponies in my black and red bedroom.

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Good morning Bluesky! Here I am dropping some Great Lakes ship knowledge for you to enjoy!

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At the movies for Love Hurts w/the fam. There’s 6 other people in the theater apart from us. I love when that happens, my loud and very excited 16 years old can tell us her opinion about everything for a bit longer before we have to shush her 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Another thing I fuckin' love about using my vintage carnival glass collection is how indestructible this shit is. I'm pretty sure I could beat up a home intruder with my compote bowl and it wouldn't have a single scratch afterwards.

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Took my daughter thrifting and OH MY GOD DID I SCORE. This beaten-up baby needs love and I have plenty to go around

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Me: I really shouldn’t start a new project until I’m finished with my earlier stuff it’s just the responsible thing to do. Also me: I’m like, 84% sure I can make a tiny pirate ship and float it in that teacup with a tiny Kraken! I NEED TO START RIGHT NOW!

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Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Quebec sing the anthem with this much pride

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Litterally Ed and Stede ❤️

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Making some lovely french-canadian home decor (for myself, because my calligraphy kinda sucks lol)

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Actual footage of President Musk’ political meetings. Bet the music’ not that good ´tho. m.youtube.com/watch?v=196h...

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I don’t *like* Trudeau, especially with the history we french-canadians have with his dad. But he is hella smart and his attitude is exactly how Canada needs to react to the Orange Cloaca’s threats.

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Dad is sick, so Zelda is on nursing duty

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I’m giving a MerStede and a Trans flag vagina flower!

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Anybody else’s parents didn’t think to check what this movie was about before letting their kid plop in front of the TV, and causing them lifelong nuclear war anxiety?

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My other big boat :) the Leecliffe Hall got into a collision with another ship in september 1964 in the St-Lawrence river,while negociating the Cap-Aux-Oies turn in the fog. It sank in front of my parents’ home village.

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Highlight of my day was the dude who managed to unplug the pee bag from his urinary catheter and then plugged it to his chest tube. He really thought he was solving something, bless his little confused heart.

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