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Gannon the miners

So proud of the lads, and the city, this means everything. Loads of fans for clubs with a more recent history of winning can't understand what lifting 70 years of hurt feels like #NUFC #wedontdoquiet

Bruno, man!!!🤣🤣🤣 🖤🤍🇧🇷 #nufc

OUR CAPTAIN #NUFC

This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

Anyone else noticed the way in which the Jim Ratcliffe narrative is being played out on Talksh**e etc... compared to the way they reported on Mike Ashley at NUFC. Maybe Sir Jim should employ Keith Bishop? #nufc

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After the dust has settled, Villa analyst receives 2 game ban while Newcastle’s Jason Tindall avoids any sanction. 👏 🤫

Don’t forget, never let the actual footy spoil your day at the match. Its an adage that has always served me well. HWTL’s

It's understood that Saka is 'intrigued' in Newcastle United link. Father a NUFC fan and already has a Greggs Gold Card. One to keep an eye on.

Ha I remember this at the time and saying it was wrong. I watched every single shot Isak had taken for two seasons before I wrote my thread & knew just how much bad luck he’d had the season before he signed. We bought the dip & ignored concerns about his durability. #nufc

F***** hell, new bet quickly changed from 5-0 to 5-1 🫣🤣

Being a #nufc fan for decades has made hubby very level-headed. As a new fan, I'd be the fanatic presumptively booking off tickets. 🤓

😂 You can discuss the handball all day long, it’s certainly a tough one to take. With regards ‘fair playing fields’ let’s discuss ‘FFP’ ‘PSR’ and Daniel Levy’s influence on that. 🤔 #nufc

🤣 Just had talksh*te on for 5 minutes and between Troy Deany and the other chap Alex Crooke they've sold Bruno, Isak and Tonali. Dear o dear.

Has Newcastle United fan Doug Dastardly made the transfer over from X yet? Top lad with great NUFC patter.

I’m missing the NUFC.COM advent calendar. December isn’t the same without it. ⚫️⚪️⚽️🎅🏼

We also need Trippier’s leadership back in the first team as well, pronto!!!

The first team squad needs a couple of quality additions to liven em all up a bit. Keegan did this regularly and it generally worked. EH needs to start digging a couple out now as well. Good work is being undone.

No hyperbole, Fontaines DC are one of the best live bands in the world right NOW!!! People of Newcastle, get your tickets for next summer!!!!