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Troy and Abed are in mourning || 22 || she/her, they/them || parasocial swiftie || wife guy 🍉
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They said I drove a Chevy spark????? BITCH THATS A FORD FIESTA

submitted 40 days ago • 2 comments

We only rate dogs. This is clearly a cozy cow. We're proud of him for finding his moo, but please only send dogs. Thank you… 12/10

submitted 41 days ago • 210 comments

I gotta start adding esquire to the end of my name like Bill from Bill and Ted

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

2025 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎 19. 🐎

submitted 51 days ago • 84 comments

If you can please donate to this family, it’s devastating to see this…

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

There’s nothing that pisses me off like a bunch of affluent cis white men from New England want to share stories from “red states” to demean us. Saying shit like “the south doesn’t deserve democracy” and “the south shouldn’t get representation in congress”.

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

I’m always serving charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent babes

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.

submitted 63 days ago • 3927 comments

Moskowitz: When President Zelenskyy came to the White House, we heard a lot about what he was wearing. Oh my God, the precious Oval Office—he didn’t wear a suit! I mean, here’s a picture of Kid Rock in the Oval Office—he looks like he’s about to jump over 10 buses on the White House lawn.

submitted 76 days ago • 905 comments

EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good

submitted 90 days ago • 437 comments

My fiance is a ghost fan and ig they’re releasing stuff so I made this for funsies

submitted 108 days ago • 4 comments

My girlfriend’s asshole cat is my best friend now :) he’s mean and he attacks everyone but me

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

Socialism is what they called public power.  Socialism is what they called social security.    Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.   Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952

submitted 110 days ago • 139 comments

Trump didn't win 50% of the popular vote. The GOP has slim margins in both the House and Senate. His approval ratings are tanking. He does not have a mandate. Do not let him gaslight you into believing he is all powerful. He's not.

submitted 111 days ago • 325 comments

Out of power AGAIN!!!! Gotta love Oklahoma wind storms and bad rural services

submitted 111 days ago • 2 comments

We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚

submitted 113 days ago • 946 comments

Your best friend’s. sister. Met some guy at a club and he KISSED HER. Turnsoutitwasthatguy you hooked up with ages ago some wannabe z-lister 🙄

submitted 112 days ago • 6 comments

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

submitted 113 days ago • 2059 comments

Richest guy in the world telling us we can’t afford to have our government fund cancer research.

submitted 113 days ago • 1176 comments

Me with my coworker rn lol

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

submitted 116 days ago • 292 comments

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

submitted 116 days ago • 1564 comments

Jimmy jr can fuck off, Tina and Zeke are otp.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

I FINALLY FINISHED MY VALENTINES PROJECT

submitted 132 days ago • 2 comments

I love cosplaying a Neanderthal and wolf with my dog (dropping food and slowly growing a close relationship)

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Ya’ll think Gigi and Bella Hadid are cool with Karlie Kloss? I mean her brother-in-law is literally trying to turn Gaza into a fucking resort.

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

Genuinely I’m so sad about American politics but also, yarn exists and I can listen to Midnights. It’s the little things, y’know

submitted 137 days ago • 0 comments