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mahk10.bsky.social
Just a silly stressed out tired little guy. Boston-based
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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

submitted 22 hours ago • 159 comments

The weirdest paradox is that after you hit 35, you pretty much feel like you’re both 20 and 60 years old at the same time forever. Like it’s just a lifetime of thinking “but what do I REALLY wanna do with my life” while you fire up the blood pressure machine that lives on the kitchen counter now

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

He nails it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1521 comments

This is really something

submitted 2 days ago • 1775 comments

Happy Black History Month

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Everything must grow forever at all times. Such is the Rot Economy. Games cannot be "kind of popular" or "profitable," they must always be insanely profitable. If you aren't growing you're dying www.wheresyoured.at/the-rot-econ...

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

Elon Musk claims DOGE has saved $55 billion, but the numbers don’t add up. DOGE released a list of canceled contracts totaling $16 billion in supposed savings. However, nearly half of that came from an $8 billion ICE contract—except that contract was actually worth just $8 million.

submitted 3 days ago • 211 comments

BREAKING: The USDA, under DOGE orders, has accidentally fired staff working to combat bird flu. It’s now trying to rehire them. It follows the accidental firing of nuclear safety staff last Friday. And the accidental firing of FAA’s experienced aviation safety staff. Incompetence will be deadly.

submitted 4 days ago • 168 comments

I love all these normal interviews with the president and his weird friend.

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

free him

submitted 5 days ago • 18 comments

👇🏻

submitted 3 days ago • 1371 comments

I am part of the 25%. The lifestyle change is worth it. This is the way…

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I do not believe the band Gwar should ever go away. Members could come and go, but they should be considered an institution like the Supreme Court. You should have to serve on Gwar as a civic duty.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

folks my flight is about to take off and it's been an honor to be woke with you

submitted 4 days ago • 35 comments

True story: a few years ago, I was being interviewed by a reporter for the New York Times. I mentioned the history of eviction statutes and how they tied into Jim Crow. The reporter asked "what's Jim Crow?" When I explained, the reporter didn't believe me and said the US wouldn't do that.

submitted 5 days ago • 819 comments

Yes we can

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Every union should be echoing this statement.

submitted 5 days ago • 89 comments

👀

submitted 5 days ago • 3102 comments

I'm gonna go back to Twitter after the Onion buys it in 2028

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 4 days ago • 643 comments

you guys need to post more about chips. there’s probably all kindsa chips out there i don’t even know about

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

My new pitch is White Lotus but everyone’s happy, because they’re on vacation in a nice place. Until the giant crabs.

submitted 4 days ago • 52 comments

I am deeply suspicious that the democratic party “plan” is to let everything continue to get worse for everyone while complaining they have no way to stop it and the at the next election expect us all to be in such dire straits that we vote for them for some relief.

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

They say "just do it scared", but

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Cognitive dissonance is Elon baselessly accusing other people of using the government as their piggy bank while he took in ~$20 BILLION in taxpayer funds.

submitted 6 days ago • 260 comments

happy presidents day

submitted 6 days ago • 40 comments

It’s road trips from here on out.

submitted 5 days ago • 33 comments

It’s nice that the Target founder’s heirs oppose canceling DEI & sidelining Black-owned products, but they don’t run the company—and Target has made its stance clear. @Target.com: There’s nothing you sell that I can’t find elsewhere. I don’t shop where I’m not welcome. You’ve already been replaced.

submitted 5 days ago • 806 comments

Wonder if Elon could survive a week on the salary we make. While he burns through $8 million a day, the working class struggles—yet he paints us as the enemy.

submitted 5 days ago • 253 comments

i literally cant fuckin believe how much money zuck blew on VR like holy shit what a bad idea

submitted 6 days ago • 56 comments

can’t stop saying “I have the Mandate of Heaven” every time something even marginally decent happens to me

submitted 5 days ago • 9 comments

It seems to me that if Musk has proof that millions of social security checks have gone out illegally to dead people, he should be presenting that evidence in front of a grand jury under oath tomorrow instead of shitposting it on social media. When can we do this under oath?

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I'm not going to boycott chik fil a I'm going to Stay And Fight

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

submitted 5 days ago • 2641 comments

I'm in. February 28, 2025!

submitted 6 days ago • 342 comments

MAKE AIR TRAVEL SAFE AGAIN

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

RFK Jr: “Gardasil is probably the single worst, mass vaccine that we've ever seen.” @drneilstone.bsky.social: “The HPV vaccine (Gardasil) is safe, effective, and on the way to ELIMINATING cervical cancer! RFK Jr is an anti-vaccine fanatic who would rather your daughter got cancer than a vaccine.”

submitted 7 days ago • 684 comments

Check out what this dangerously delusional asshole is agreeing with.

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Donold taking over the Kennedy Center shows he’s such a rabid dictator he makes the North Korean dear leader say “whoa, slow down my guy.”

submitted 7 days ago • 249 comments

cc: @Gavin Newsome It’s time to build a CDC & NIH in California with the folks who were fired from the feds. In fact, I think each blue state governor needs to scoop up these scientists, healthcare workers and laboratory workers asap. @gavinnewsom.bsky.social

submitted 7 days ago • 705 comments

Because of DOGE, countless Americans are going to die.

submitted 7 days ago • 621 comments

Bonesaw MAGA

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

Look for new ways …

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

In 2023, three states passed laws to prevent utilities from charging customers for lobbying, advertising, and other political influence activities. Customers have already saved hundreds of thousands of dollars. www.canarymedia.com/articles/uti...

submitted 8 days ago • 103 comments

I’m having great difficulty right now seeing how our political system doesn’t devolve into violence.

submitted 7 days ago • 6490 comments