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You may know me as Quiz (shhhhh~) but if you don't that's fine. This account is literally just for vibing. If your pill ain't grilled then I ain't thrilled to meet you.
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thinking about getting really into rooftop grilling this winter. really throw the neighbors a curveball

submitted 499 days ago • 1 comment

-One hour later, panting, standing atop a hill of battered and groaning middle-school boys in karate gi.- NOT THOSE KINDS OF SHOUNEN BATTLERS. THE MANGA K-- -I missed one of the kids. He leaps from a rafter and takes me down with a flying lariat.-

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

Jujutsu Kaisen is so good. Always forget I need a good shounen bettler in my life.

submitted 512 days ago • 0 comments

I would say this is the most obvious red flag emoji 🚩 but here are some others 🇦🇱🇦🇹🇧🇭🇧🇻🇧🇲🇨🇳🇨🇭🇩🇰🇭🇰🇮🇲🇰🇬🇲🇦🇲🇪🇲🇰

submitted 514 days ago • 1 comment

they don’t lohve you like I lohve you

submitted 514 days ago • 19 comments

If you're a car owner* who feels unwelcome in Brooklyn: good! I'm literally walking here. *Exceptions apply. Best results if good faith is assumed before consumption of this post. If redness, nudeness, or madness over being wagon whipped occurs please consult your local clown.

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

One time when I was 17 at the beach with family I was seduced by the night. It was the wee hours and a thunderstorm had rolled in. Everyone else was asleep. I walked down to the beach through the rain and stared out at the lightning and differently textured darkness roiling above the ocean.

submitted 514 days ago • 1 comment

Still a noon boy. 😏

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

For a screen to be implanted in their forehead that constantly, on a loop, plays footage of the cruelties and thoughtless exploitations for which they have not made redress and about which they have not yet been honest to themselves or others. Only people who can stomach looking will want them.

submitted 514 days ago • 1 comment

Are Avatar: The Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra anime? Are they not anime? They're mid is what they are. Read One Piece.

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

I spend the rest of my life before the planet is atomized tracking him down and making him watch the absolute stankiest VHS rip of the anime 'Blue Gender' I can find on the rankest, rattliest speakers and see how he feels about gender after that.

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no I sure hope a fresh cinnamon bun the size of my ass doesn't fly through the window into my mouth!

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Oat groat anecdote from the GOAT.

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Is he a troubled, brooding bad boy with a secret heart of gold belied by his fearsome, dark-eyed appearance and grumpy, ironical affect? Or is he a holler barbarian w/ a brain poisoned by abuse & heavy metals who stumbled across hyperliteracy like a farm boy stumbling across a magic sword? yes

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment

Not even fucking around when I say that the following two phrases will get you further with people who need someone to vent to than anything else: "That's some real shit you just said." and "That sounds awful. I would probably feel the same in that situation."

submitted 515 days ago • 2 comments

probabilityamory? yeah statistically speaking if you bathe, groom, and aren't weird or aggro somebody's eventually gonna jump your bones

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

This is the only time I will ever face post and the photos are decades old. Don't worry though: I never go outside or smile so this is more or less how I'll always look, just with more and more gray hair. If you recognize me no you DON'T! Be cool! >:<

submitted 515 days ago • 1 comment