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mailordersuperhero.bsky.social
+18 only🔞 NSFW Adult Artist & Pansexual pan pizza party experience. Bad at being active on social media, but doing my best! Loves OCs & the modern-fantasy genre! Site @ mailordersuperhero.com
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Messmer, but I gave him an absolute expansion pack of an ass. AND t i t s. It's what he deserves.💖 Sometimes I just love a demi-god that's built like horny bowling pin. Pls leave all your Elden Ring orientated puns below. Something something impaler, something something Lands Between, as tradition.❤️‍🔥

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

My "Year of the Snake" contribution was turning Messmer the Impaler into a slutty eboy. No reason other than me imprinting on this character and feeling he deserve to go tits out and get his freak on. As a TREAT! 🐍

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Go be old. Fall asleep in the recliner watching Pawn Stars. Get invested in what avians show up to the bird feeder. Argue with neighbors on the sidewalk in your bathrobe. Do w h a t e v e r

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

See how big these arms are, cupcake? Yeah, that's why we bulk! Want to feel them? 💪😈

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

Refreshing Hot Springs - New Years 2025 ♨️♨️♨️ Never too late to treat yourself to a rejuvenating soak! Things might get busy, but the water is so warm, so inviting, and only a LITTLE mannishly loud. 🍵

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

I was trying to think of something to make for a banner that I felt really represented my "brand." So I had Ceran replicate David Hasselhoff eating a cheeseburger off a Vegas floor in 2007. 🫡

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

One of the suggests I got awhile back was to try some gorons (rock people sorts from the Zelda series) in my style! I LOVE those types of prompts, so many tasty ways to serve a dish!

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Halsin, as suggested by one of my patrons! ♨️💦 Thickbuff burly elves get put in the soup (hot springs) by me, as is tradition.

submitted 10 days ago • 7 comments

I'm trying to get better at talking on socials but every time I begin to type my thoughts I just sort of panic and bail.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

AWWOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooo-! Werewolf hours activated. Scamper into the night! Yell into the abyss! Only be fashionably late to the witch orgy!

submitted 41 days ago • 9 comments

Apologies that I am quiet, still not dead despite god's tenacious efforts, but I AM STILL HERE. Just very busy, always ill, MS being MS, but I am still going. I might be slow and steady, but I make my progress eventually. Thank you for hanging around. ❤️

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

New Years Onsen - Refreshing Hot Springs! ♨️ In order: 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024 It started off as a solitary reflective act Ceran underwent every winter solstice, however? He found it terribly lonesome! So naturally, he started to recruit others! 2025's is still a WIP, but coming soon. 😌✨

submitted 57 days ago • 6 comments

YEEEEAR OF THE SNAAAAKE 🐍

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Ceran and his buddy Sonny have been really proud of their Mothra & Godzilla cosplay this year, though Ceran probably gets too into character. You don't have to call the fire department, he will climb off the tower eventually.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Just getting some end of the week errands done. ✨

submitted 66 days ago • 5 comments

Happy birthday, my dear co-author ✨ (@sleazy.bsky.social)

submitted 66 days ago • 2 comments

An oldie but a goodie, but I still enjoy the weird fantasy goobers I get to make and share with you all. I haven't been able to produce as much with life being as it is, but the hope is that will change. Despite the past two years we're still here. I'm grateful. Thank you for being here, too! 🎁🎄💖

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

More previous figure-drawing warm-ups, but with more colors! I usually try to find subjects with fun lighting, but just switching a few palette changes will do. 🎨

submitted 73 days ago • 3 comments

Some figure-drawings I've done in the past as warm-ups! They're fun to look back on. 🥰

submitted 73 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

-|| Fantastical Enchanted Adult Accessories! Sold at Cifaretto's Sensual's; Erotic Goods & Discount Jerky (& VCR & Retro Console repair, see Keychain out back.)

submitted 83 days ago • 3 comments

🍌 -|| Cobra; Dave the Diver Turned out to be one of my favorite games, and for reasons my cephalopod brain refuses to expound upon, I developed a delightful fixation on this money loving ex-arms dealer. 💰

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

I just really like drawing Johnny Bravo. 💖

submitted 84 days ago • 2 comments

This is my Appalachian Orc, he goes by the name of Indiana Crowley! Honestly? Total dipshit, but he's good company. 🍻

submitted 85 days ago • 17 comments

BSKY YOU WILL BE READY... ....for me to actually start uploading art here!!!!

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment