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Is there a way to ask to speak the manager without feeling like a “let me speak to your manager?” Unpleasant afternoon. “We’ll do it, but we don’t have to” makes everyone feel like they lost.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Got one

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My in-law streamed the 2023 Super Bowl by accident and thought the Eagles lost. They were sad for us. Can we have a parade in Connecticut too? I think they deserve their own parade.

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I love how CNN gives that “For Subscribers Only” message when I click on an article. Please do more of this, CNN. I don’t want to know what’s going on anymore. I’m done

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I can’t see his face anymore. If I unfollowed you, it’s probably because you reposted some article with that smug smile. It’s not you; it’s him.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

What wine pairs best with “My friend posted pictures of herself at the inauguration”?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

“Kiss me. Kiss me right here.”

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

In case you need something else in your feed, raaar.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Nice to see Twitter friends popping over here on a snowy night. Hi @isabellerichards.bsky.social

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I have a date for New Year’s Eve. December 31, 2024.

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Does Mrs. Wiggle-Piggle have a cure for over-sharing? I bumped into someone I barely know and yapped and yapped and yapped.

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

What ever happened to the drones? Are they gone?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Ever notice how no one asks men if they’re all ready for Christmas? I going to start asking random guys this question. I think I’ll start at the gym.

submitted 70 days ago • 1 comment

Who wants to do a Main Line starter pack? Who’s here?

submitted 79 days ago • 3 comments

#WritingCommunity, I need a word that describes cringing because you’re anticipating a cringey moment. Real or made-up. Any ideas?

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

A Starter Pack for people who are offended the drones aren’t spying on them.

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My husband’s grandmother was hard of hearing, and her sister slurred her words, as she’d had a stroke. In spite of this, or perhaps because of this, their stories were loud and often sexual. They were in their 90’s when an Altoona McDonalds manager assumed they were drunk and banned them for life.

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

My favorite color is Christmas lights, and I’m sorry that you white lights only people are so miserable.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I’m in the front row of Whole Foods in Devon with my reverse lights on. Care to join me for the day?

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Which way do you go?

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Oh my God, he’s going to nominate Tiffany, isn’t he?

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We can go around and around, trying to figure out why Trump picked Dr. Oz, but if we’re honest with ourselves we can admit he wanted discounts on açaí seeds to mitigate his male menopause symptoms.

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