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majajules.bsky.social
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Why is January already lasting 40 days? And there's another week left??

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I got 99 problems but at least having a Tamlin tattoo isn't one. #booksky #acotar

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Y’know, I’d be okay not living in interesting times.

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

Sometimes life is like the neverending follow-up quests in #WoW.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Well, it's been like 3 minutes. Welcome back! #tiktokban

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Okay but no, all these American accounts saying goodbye on Tiktok makes me unnecessarily emotional, stop it. What if you're back in ... like 3 weeks? #tiktokban

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Whenever I get a massage, they tell me to relax more. I am here to say that I AM TRYING, BUT YOU'RE FINDING SPOTS I DIDN'T KNOW EXISTED AND WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH EVERY GODDAMN TIME.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Bro, can you pass me that leaflet? Brochure.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna miss all the American creators on Tiktok. 🥹

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

What's up, world? Nevermind, I don't really wanna know what's up. The world is a scary place. Today, I just want #blissfulignorance

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I don't want Saturdays to end. Ever. Sundays are too close to Mondays.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

It’s ok to feel sick over the state of things.

submitted 54 days ago • 1075 comments

It’s cool that humans have been eating bread so long that when we touch a loaf for a moment we can sense ah this is going to be awful bread. Like badgers sensing vibrations underground through their claws.

submitted 56 days ago • 175 comments

It's hockey sunday. 🏒 #hockey #viennacapitals

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Home Office on a Friday means Bed Office until I have a meeting I need to turn on the camera for. #worklife

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

As we start 2025, remember that 1980 was 20 years ago. We all agreed on this.

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

I never, not once, know the people #Instagram suggests I might know.

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

Post a photo YOU took. Just a photo. No description. #photography #photographer

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Started the year with ramen and a hockey game (bonus wine and a hot dog at the game). Happy 2025!

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Very sad that we only have a few short days before cheese and wine will officially contain calories again. Genuinely aggrieved.

submitted 64 days ago • 70 comments

I went out yesterday. Don't contact me for the next 2-5 business days, still recovering.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

24.12 to 31.12 are 8 days. The perfect time to watch all the #HarryPotter movies. ⚡🪄

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Judging #NHL teams by their puppies to figure out my favorite team. @tblightning.bsky.social's Bolt is a sweetie, he looks like a fun, cheeky boy. 🥹 #hockey Urge to pet: 9/10 Work ethic: 10/10 Nap cuddle potential: 8/10 Good boy vibes: 7/10 Smile: 8/10 Credit: www.instagram.com/p/CTDId1DJzB...

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

think i only have it in me to jingle half the way this year

submitted 69 days ago • 9 comments

Because this is an important topic all year round, but especially round the holidays. In Europe, there are national suicide prevention hotlines, but you can always call 112 in emergencies Europe-wide. ☎️ You're not alone. #help

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I'm doing another one of the #hockeypups to help decide on my favorite hockey team. Next up is #COPEServiceDog & #TorontoMapleLeafs Teammate Bud. Urge to pet: 8/10 Work ethic: 100/10 Nap cuddle potential: 7/10 Good boy vibes: 12/10 Smile: 8/10 Source: www.instagram.com/p/C6_dqxcM64...

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

My 30s are kinda like my 20s, I just give a lot of less of a fuck.

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

anyone else here get really shocked & horrified when they discover they are really bad at something they have never practiced or done any work about or is it just me

submitted 95 days ago • 14 comments

I accidentally had 2 Smosh youtube vids running simultaneously and didn't even question the chaos I was listening to.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie. (hope this screenshot counts)

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Changed my mind. Instead of having a panic attack I'm gonna read a nice book.

submitted 96 days ago • 11 comments

First one up is Barclay from the #stlouisblues. He's definitely the goodest boy, working hard, yet staying very demure, very mindful. Urge to pet: 8/10 Work ethic: 10/10 Nap cuddle potential: 7/10 Good boy vibes: 11/10 Smile: 9/10 Credit: www.instagram.com/p/Cxd0fpKucK...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for next week me remembering all the things I actually need that are on sale this week.

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I once said "not every stone is a mountain" in a therapy session meaning some obstacles in life are just pebbles on the road and not insurmountable mountains. Pebbles can hurt like a bitch too, though.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment