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Bone Apple teeth

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

I’m mad as hell I didn’t get paid today , can’t even go to the liquor store 🫠

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Had a McRib from McDonald’s earlier and now I can’t see out my right eye

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

So can we post our plates on here or here’s lame too? 🤣

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Earlier I was riding the bus and passed up my stop then 3 stops after . I had to walk 32 min from that stop to work ; omm I turned that 32 into a 22 lmaoa my eta went from 10:15 to 10:00 😂💯💯💯 I don’t fuck around w my money bro idc

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

That bad at texting shit is such a bs excuse , just tell the person that you texting late as hell ; that u just bad at texting THEM 😂

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

What upppp y’all been quiet idk let me find out y’all went back to twitter 😂😂😂😂

submitted 89 days ago • 1 comment

Kdot called mustard name like a mama who told you to be inside before the street lights came on but yo ass was still outside 😭

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

same

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

If you pursue a gay man knowing he gay as hell u desperate

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

I gotta stop talking to people like they know all that I know but the Virgo in me can’t help it

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I remember I used to be at work arguing on the phone with my ex in the restroom . Terrible times ..

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Where the men that’s handsome I’m not looking for a fine shit or whatever that is 😂

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

People be saying they can’t leave twitter because it’s so funny like funny ≠ sexist, misogynistic, jokes . nor is funny = rape , assault, BLACK VIOLENCE SPECIFICALLY but all violence particular. Just say you have no backbone & stand for anything 😂😂😂😂

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

I’m finna skeet so much the whole world will see

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Just tried the rap snacks cup noodle … that shit smacked w hot sauce not gone yieeee

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Second retwist on myself (by myself ) 😍

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Throw a cardigan on and anything business casual

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Women flirt by making themselves accessible to you

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I damn near be wanting to wear goggles when I wash my hair

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

Sexxy red wasn’t needed on whatchu know about me glo could’ve slid onnat bitch by her damn self

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Was eren wrong or right in the AOT finale ?

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I call any old person an old head idc

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

People really come from all walks of life ; & you’d never know unless you simply have a human interaction and talk with them .

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Waking up in the middle of the night <<< a full nights sleep

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

me to the house tip jar after a customer slides me a 20

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

To my weed smokers : What’s another drug you tried other than weed ? and why was it shrooms ? 😂😂😂😂

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

I hope my granny don’t start none at this thanksgiving dinner

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Y’all prefer hitting the bong or smoking a blunt/joint ?

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

The realest quote that ever came from baddies

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah that semi season finale was fuckin crazy #arcane

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

If everybody working together on #arcane ; I can only imagine wtf they finna face ??!?!!?!?!??

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

What’s funnier than 24 ?

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

ARCANE SPOLIERS : Vi and jinx meeting Warwick almost made me cry 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 “ he’s your dad too” like yo

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments