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I'm MajestDick(majestic)! Not a porn account, that's just my name(sometimes horny on main), and I'm fabulous! I play games on twitch sometimes, and I walk dogs for a living. Genderfluid, bisexual(I like the flag), and polyamorous. Come get to know me 😊
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This could either be really good, or really terrible

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Alexa, why is the sun trying to kill me?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Kitten: The Black Eyed Peas were everything Me: They really were Kitten: Will things ever be Fergulicious again? Me(like Yoda): Not sure if they Will, I am

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Doing about an hour long dogwalking stream starting about 5pm EST. One of my original kids that I don't get to care for much anymore. Come hang out with me and my baby boy twitch.tv/MajestDick

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Caboose's guide to making friends will never not fuck me up

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

At no point in this entire article of 16 paragraphs does ABC mention that another cop killed this cop by shooting her in the back. Nor does it mention the name of the cop who killed this cop. Nor does it mention that the civilians involved never fired at them. ABC might as well be state media.

submitted 18 days ago • 244 comments

I really do love my lock screen

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a National Guard or Active Duty military and you are being ordered to violate the Constitutional rights of US citizens then this is the number to the GI Rights Hotline. There is support, you don’t have to go through with it. 877-447-4487 Know. Your. Rights.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Kitten and I drunkenly confessed our love to each other tonight 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like bumping into one of your abusers at a store you frequent, and finding out that they frequent there too. Yep. Nothing like it.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Going live in 5 with one of my puppers on a walk twitch.tv/MajestDick

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Pride month! Here are 2 of my flags! It's late cause it took me a bit to go get them done lol

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

I often fail athletics checks with a DC of 5

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

EXCUSE THE FUCK YOU?!

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Heresy

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I really love how my lock screen comes across

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to figure out how I'm gonna celebrate my pride this month...

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Rewatching You-lympics for the umpteenth time and it just hit me that I'm surprised Brennan didn't see the twist coming. That genuine "No!" when the car alarm goes off is pure entertainment though

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Caboose telling Genkins about his grief will never not fuck me up

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I don't plan on doing a lot of cross promotion between this profile, and my dog walking profile on Instagram (I'm a lot raunchier than I want my clients to see), but I've started doing live streams with my dogs, so if you wanna give a follow, keep an eye out for sporadic streams between...

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

It's already gone over 25 hours again

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit

submitted 31 days ago • 66 comments

Kitten: "I stepped in dog piss this morning" Me: "Awwww, did that make you think of me?" Kitten: "Honestly? Yeah 😂"

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I'm considering making a new character and I've literally never made it *into" Baldur's Gate

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

"Oh hey, Balatro is free on PS plus, I should give it a try to see what all the hubbub is about" *1 game later" "Oh yeah no I need this on my phone. Ten dollars? Bet."

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Finally picked up Balatro and I totally get it

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

The MTA fucking sucks and I'm so sick of them demanding more and more money from us, while refusing to do their jobs right

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

They'll take the device from you if they actually can. Don't give up sh*t that will help them open it. F*ck em!

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Almost forgot it's the second Monday and I've got Poly Cocktails tonight. Grabbed my steampunk vest and I am honestly feeling myself today. The day is beautiful too. Slay, you fab bitches ✨✨✨

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments