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D.I.Y. Baton Rouge based Jiggle Ball Pop outfit ☄️ We make songs about wizards and wizard adjacent things 🪄🔮🧙 Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/60nB1DInAV7kEiGWmUgnEI?si=TwItC2JMSKik5rF4ua_wKA Bandcamp - https://majorexpedition.bandcamp.com
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it’s dnd night and we’re rolling death saves

Please hire me to be your town sorcerer. I can carefully place moss on rolling stones. I can tell townspeople what time it isn't. I can glue googly eyes to the tiniest of pinecones. I can try to convince squirrels to levitate.

I’m a #wizard I do my own shit I’m a wizard I’m brewing #potions open.spotify.com/track/1i23Y9...

A little #promosky to find my people ☺️ some of my interest are 🔮The Arcane 📒Grimoires 🧌Ugly Little Bastards 😈Villainy 🪄Magic Items 🎻Bardcore 👹Demonic Pacts 😝Freaky Ass Wenches (elves w/ a phatty hmu🧝🏼‍♂️)!!!! 👑Regicide 👻Haunted Crypts ☄️Jiggle Ball Pop 🗡️Fatal Combat ☘️That Dwarvish Kush

Our new #single is out now on all platforms. For all our Indie Sleaze lovers out there 💜 open.spotify.com/album/59kWC1...

Some bandits tried to steal my catalytic converter so I turned them into a fine layer of dust on the cobble #bastardboygang

Tfw your buddy shows you their fangs and gay ass cape so now you gotta cave their skull in open.spotify.com/track/5piubI...

I killed a guard and it made me #hard open.spotify.com/track/73xjnX...

Gods. How embarrassing. Fine wenches in the corner and this fool doesn’t know Ragnar The Red

A little #promosky to find my people ☺️ some of my interest are 🔮The Arcane 📒Grimoires 🧌Ugly Little Bastards 😈Villainy 🪄Magic Items 🎻Bardcore 👹Demonic Pacts 😝Freaky Ass Wenches (elves w/ a phatty hmu🧝🏼‍♂️)!!!! 👑Regicide 👻Haunted Crypts ☄️Jiggle Ball Pop 🗡️Fatal Combat ☘️That Dwarvish Kush

Every tome I own is expensive & it’s vintage 🤑 #bastardboygang open.spotify.com/track/52Fs2h...

REAL GOBLIN H8R MUSIC open.spotify.com/album/60TwdW...