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Some water went down the wrong pipe so I will be away from my desk for the next six hours.

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Who’s the best Tom: Hanks, Hardy, or My Lee Jones?

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Kate McKinnon in the Hawk Tuah biopic.

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Don’t get your pickles in a twist.

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Still bald.

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Worst end to an Oscar’s speech in history?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

The league of extraordinarily ungentlemanly warfare

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Brian O’Halloran is on the floor.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

The wordle bot is a shady bitch

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Harrison Jeep

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That anti hate commercial where snoop and Tom Brady try not to fuck was terrible

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is the Super Bowl. It’s a sports-centric crypto military capitalist normative parade of heterosexual anxieties depicted with cutting edge cinema techniques without an ounce of truth. Or something.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so fortunate omg I’m fortunate I’m gonna fortuneeeeee

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Movies used to be cool. Like titan AE.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

working 15 hours a day in 3 cities in 3 theaters is what I wanted to be done with when I took a big boy job, but here I am in hour 3 of rehearsal 3 in theater 3 in city 3 and I have a fever.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

It’s weird.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

The Dune 2 disrespect will continue until morale improves.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Leaving a Letterboxd review of a nap I took.

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2024 be like sorry gang I know we wanted the sexy murderer to be Team Cool

submitted 145 days ago • 4 comments

Friggin’ Snitchdonald’s, man. Always been a proud Wendy’s Guy, myself.

submitted 145 days ago • 6 comments

Watching Harry Potter 1 and thinking about witches with IEPs.

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The Mighty Mighty DuckTones (1997)

submitted 147 days ago • 5 comments

Bathtub Time Machine.

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That moment when you turn on a simple random episode of “the office” because you have to test your recently-reset soundbar and it happens to be one of those office eps where Jim’s cold open prank is SILENT and you stand there, back hunched, listening to the sound bar, hearing intentional silence.

submitted 151 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t washed my hands since Bonaroo.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

yeah it’s the perfect crime: publicly transition, undergo medical procedures, run for office, win, run for a higher office, win that, and finally walk into a congressional women’s bathroom to do an assault

submitted 161 days ago • 15 comments

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

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