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submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 25 days ago • 31 comments

Gracie Abrams got one botched haircut and decided to make a career out of it

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Bianca Castro, known professionally as Jiggly Caliente, has passed away at the age of 44.

submitted 36 days ago • 49 comments

The federal government plans to eliminate services for LGBTQ youth who call 988, the national suicide and crisis hotline, according to a Health and Human Services budget draft leaked last week.

submitted 40 days ago • 3255 comments

this cow is going places 🐄🚗💨

submitted 47 days ago • 73 comments

From Hands Off LA

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, my ex pulled up at my spot, posted, then left the fucking state. What do I do

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Not like other girls (I shit)

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

I see you. 👏🏻💖🥳

submitted 62 days ago • 43 comments

It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein

submitted 69 days ago • 1138 comments

3 years ago today, ‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ was released in theaters.

submitted 69 days ago • 30 comments

What is the term for twink women

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I drew Momo Ayase from Dandadan using only a liner. And of course, some anime inspiration! 😆 😳 #MomoAyase #Dandadan #AnimeArt #sketch #lineart #manga #fanart

submitted 79 days ago • 1 comment

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 91 days ago • 291 comments

Yall know if I ever get an xray, I’m gonna make that shit an iMessage sticker

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

A line u r my biggest op. I’ve left earlier and earlier to catch the train and have still been late to class every single time. LA pls I can’t keep defending u when u do this to me 💔💔

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Chris Pratt on brother-in-law Patrick Schwarzenegger’s NSFW scenes in ‘The White Lotus’ Season 3: “I’m not blood-related to him, I was looking at that d***, bro.”

submitted 96 days ago • 53 comments

If you can believe it tomorrow is already another feminizing friday

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

Lady Gaga is back UP yall,,, I need abracadabra injected into me

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

LA has new subway trains, and while they look gorg, the thing I noticed immediately is that they’re so much quieter

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Brb I gotta go chug the last of my pasteurized milk

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Mexico’s President, Claudia Sheinbaum, has ordered retaliatory tariffs on the United States.

submitted 120 days ago • 25 comments

There are men in this Starbucks who don't know what kind of phone charger they need, so they're just shoving cords into their phones. Just guess and check method. I understand our political crisis better after watching this play out across from me.

submitted 122 days ago • 43 comments

Why do drivers lose their minds over bike lanes? Oh no, 3 meters of space in a sea of asphalt dedicated to something that isn't a two-ton death machine! How will we survive? Maybe if we stopped designing cities like car dealerships, we wouldn't need bike lanes at all.

submitted 124 days ago • 17 comments

hey girlypop! we are closely monitoring the situation

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

"The look the dog gives you when it wants a walk, but with a wide angle lens" (Spoiler: We went for a walk)

submitted 126 days ago • 254 comments

Tony Hawk Tuah: pro skater

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Hawk Tuah was supposed to be about lifting people up.

submitted 127 days ago • 4 comments

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

submitted 129 days ago • 744 comments

All I wish is to get drunk and play Fortnite w Chappell Roan in our Ariana Grande skins

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

Wifey

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

if emilia perez wins best picture i'm detransitioning

submitted 130 days ago • 7 comments

Sometimes when Katherine is ignoring me I dribble a little marinara on her until she’s annoyed enough to take action. Goaded with the sauce.

submitted 130 days ago • 144 comments