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mars is actually really habitable. i could habit the shit out of mars

there are like two of these that aren’t made up

There is an incredible argument on my timeline right now where the factions seem to be split along the lines of Elon Musk Fans and People Who Are Pro-Breathing

i think the tu-95 just does that sometimes

FOR THE WIDOWS / FOR THE DOLLS / TIL I'VE ROBBED THE PALACE HALLS / TIL ALL THESE SHERIFFS FALL / AH SHOOT SHOOT MASTER ARCHER / AH SHOOT SHOOT GOOD MAN

i mean, trump's presumably in a position to know whether he executed biden

just rediscovered jimquisition

just got a doordash order canceled to protect me from ‘harmful content’? look man i’m hungry and if i have to see an uncircumcised dick that’s just the price of doing business

unfortunately ‘carry me’ seems to be the order of the day for the rillaboom battles

are the brightly colored knives good? my favorite cocktail bar is using the brightly colored knives

i still have a lot of trouble properly understanding the people in the trump administration who aren’t in it for the money

if i were advising joni ernst right now i would tell her to: 1. you fucked up 2. why did you do this

carry your own adapter and plug into the power outlet folks

it’s 9% abv baltic porter weather (any weather)

my main objection to waymo is it’s still car

i’m not taking a joy reid-type ‘hack’ off the table yet

jack, man, have you ever been booted