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some guy just called me and told me they named me the "plope"?

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Has anyone ever said "My rights are a distraction?" It's always someone else's rights, right?

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folks, I'm hearing word that the oblivion remaster has either too much or too little gender in it, whichever one makes us mad

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if I ever share highly confidential military information on this site, know that it's because I have been named secretary of defense and I think the plans are extremely cool

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phone keyboards have really messed up the usefulness and relevance of punctuating a sarcastic comment with "!!!1"

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the guy was like "rush limbaugh had this great quote..." then spent 30 seconds talking in a whiny voice about people who don't like limbaugh and who believe multiculturalism is worthwhile. then they started complaining that actually italians have it rough in this country.

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I'm in a rental car for a few days, so I accidentally heard some local a.m. radio for a few seconds while trying to connect my phone, and ohhhhh mannnn things are rough out there

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when I was at uf, kanye west played there, and all of the "why is he allowed to say it" republicans protested and whined so much that he censored all his songs. weird that they love him now that he's heiling hitler and admitting to incest. weird. just weird, is all.

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didn't see the kanye stuff until this very moment, and I must say, as a lib, I am triggered

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FMK: JD Vance edition.

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White Foam: The White House has selected a new Secretary of Defense

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reminds me of the old mayor of my home town (may he rest in peace) who got robbed of a few hundred dollars at 2:15 a.m. one night. he claimed he was bringing the cash to his kid's tutor (?) and protested too much saying he wasn't looking for "hookers and hot sauce" (??)

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He is gonna accidentally kill the pope or set fire to the sistine chapel or something

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pete hegseth is perhaps beyond salvation, eternal soul-wise, but he still has access and time to do one, maybe two honorable things to win back some sliver of earthly respect before he's unceremoniously canned and resigned to a lifetime of shame

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SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this incredible news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

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cigarettes are apparently less deadly than being called by a different name. bully calling you dorkus malorkus should be punished like he's dealing fentanyl.

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so much to love about this headline. first, it makes you think of conclave, which is pretty sick on its own. then you get to learn the phrase "the vital pope movie." you've never heard that phrase in your life but it's perfect. cellar door-ass. third, name a more vital pope movie.

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'Conclave' Is the Vital Pope Movie to Watch Right Now

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only a few are brave enough to ask the real questions

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God just found out about adult catholic converts and he's sending a message

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This is funnier now that I found out he appointed like 2/3 of the cardinals

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Finally, it’s his time.

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he didn't know popes could die until he saw conclave. like wile e coyote running on air until he looks down. held up a sign that said "yikes" before he bit it.

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scrolling, glance at a post that uses all 300 characters, realize it's a mambo no. 5 joke, move on, don't need the punchline. fraction of a second, I'm a machine. Siri play judas priest electric eye

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there's a real chance they go with Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa as the next pope due to his direct involvement in Israel and Palestine and there's a zero fucking chance anyone on this website - including myself - will be normal about it

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who out there sinning since god ain't got his snitch around

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we should all invent A Guy to be mad at like this. mine is an anti-dril liberal who who believes jk rowling is right about "many things" but won't say which things.

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magic in 6, lol, lmao

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what a terrific film. I'd never seen it, and I know it wasn't intended to be broken up every 30-45 minutes to take care of dogs. it was intended to be viewed with exactly two (2) 90-second intermissions sponsored exclusively by ford.

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one side wants trans girls dead and disappeared and the other doesn't. why oh why can't they meet somewhere in the middle

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the blank check boys got me watching schindler's list on easter, and boy are there some interesting parallels to the news of today

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this movie is so so so cool. I said it last night but the morning crowd needs to hear it too: it has maybe the coolest music scene in any movie ever, and it's effortlessly fun and stylish the whole way through.

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